humor: Since, it's THAT time of year, I figured I'll share this with you. Enjoy!
- 03/07/09 09:24 AM
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News... Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last … (1 comments)
humor: Thought for the day
- 05/27/08 10:14 AM
Someone sent this to me and I think, regardless if you have a pet, or not, we all could use some of the cat's wisdom:) Handle every stressful situation like my pet! Piss on it, and walk away. … (10 comments)
humor: Stress Management
- 01/11/08 07:44 AM
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water? ' Answers called out ranged from 8oz. To 20 oz. The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter . It depends on how long you try to hold it. 'If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.' 'In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer … (3 comments)
humor: Florida Retirees Poker Game
- 12/19/07 09:59 AM
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse whenMeyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops deadat the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.Finklestien looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to deliverthe news.They tell him to be discreet, gentle. Don't make a bad situation worse. "Discreet? I 'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks … (4 comments)
humor: Thanks for the memories...
- 12/11/07 08:40 AM
For those of you too young to remember Bob, ask your Grandparents!!! And thanks for the memories............
I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. Tribute to a man who DID make a difference:
ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill". ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing." ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." ON TURNING 100 " I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon . Then it's … (3 comments)
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the ;)
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