I was thinking about how fancy cell phones have become a status symbol. I can't afford one, so I'm wearing my garage door opener clipped to my belt. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is a lot like when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. I thought about making a fitness movie for some older folks and call it, "Pumping Rust". I think I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease....when your chest is falling into your (21 comments)