Okay folks.
Gather round your computer monitors for the Battle of the Big Men!
In the red corner, we have the massive 7'1" Shaquille O'Neal.
In the blue corner, we have ActiveRain's own Jason Crouch who is reputedly nine feet tall.
You'll have to use your imagination.
Here we go!!!
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Shaq is VERY QUOTATIOUS. However, Jason Crouch also posts some memorable lines.
Both big men can definitely make you laugh.
Ding! Round 1 is a draw.
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On Twitter, Shaq has 435,767 followers. Jason Crouch has 6,622 followers.
Obviously, both big men are very popular.
Ding! Round 2 goes to Shaq.
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Jason Crouch has posted 13,604 Twitter updates. Shaq only has 1,010 updates.
Clearly, one big man puts more effort into his online game.
Ding! Round 3 goes to Jason Crouch.
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Sorry folks. After three exciting rounds, we've got a tie.
Nobody wants to see a tie after paying the price of admission.
So we're going to a sudden-death overtime!
We've exhausted the head-to-head numbers on Twitter.
Now let's look at ActiveRain.
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Jason Crouch has 489,456 ActiveRain points. Shaq has zero points.
You read that right. Shaq has ZERO.
No contest.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Round 4 is a slam dunk for the undisputed online champ, JASON CROUCH!!!
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