Cows can't read and Deer don't give directions: How to list vacant land

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Real Estate Agent with Rocky Mountain Realty #EA40039680

Like many of my posts, this is written from experience & frustration. This morning I called on a vacant piece of land for a buyer. I couldn't get a hold of the listing agent, he lives way out and has no cell signal. Nobody in his office had ever seen the property. The files offered no information other than what could be found on the MLS.

Here are some of the things that, in my opinion, should be included in the file if not also on the MLS.

1) Pictures of the vacant land. Yes, it's true grass land isn't always interesting to take pictures of, so take pictures of local landmarks. If you include a picture of the gas station at the nearest cross roads at least people will know they are in the right area. That 100 year old school house that fell in on it's self isn't pretty but it does give me a clue I'm on the right road. The deer or antelope picture was a nice touch, be he isn't going to give me the directions I need.

2) Maps & Directions, Map quest, Google, public records and other internet sources are great, you don't have to even find your car keys. Include a map from the internet if possible, or go to the court house and get a map of the area. Shrink this map and include it as a picture for the property. Better yet, get in your car and write out the directions and include the mileage. And time it from a landmark. If the property is ½ hour from the nearest rest stop, I'd appreciate the heads up. Turn on the radio, enjoy the day and do your job!

3) Corners,  Did you mark them? Survey tape can be purchased at the hardware store for about $2. A roll will last you a long time.

4) Utilities, this can be a tough one. But if you call the utility company they can usually tell you how far the nearest power line is and if they can add poles to get to your listing. Call the local well driller, these people are a wealth of information. They will tell you what the wells are like in the area, if they had problems, and the average gmp.

5) Property Disclosures, I get it, not every property is going to have one. Just tell me up front so I don't have to keep calling for something that doesn't exist.

6) Easements, again go to the court house and ask them. Many easements only exist on paper, you are never going to see physical evidence that they exist.

7) Gates, if it was closed when you pulled up, close it after you go through it. If it was open already leave it open. Ranchers some times have grazing rights. If you close the gate the cattle can't get through. So please, please give me the gate combo! Colorado is a fence out state. That means if you don't want the neighbors cattle on your property you gotta put a fence up. Cows can't read :)

 

 

 

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Comments (15)

Kristal Kraft
Novella Real Estate - Denver, CO
Selling Metro Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022

This sounds like a lot of work!  Give me a nice subdivision with numbers on the house any day!  :)

kk

Mar 30, 2009 06:34 AM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Hi Dena! Oh I sooooooooooooooo agree with you! The last cow I saw sure didn't help me with directions! LOL!!  Very good post, I love the humor, and the message is fantastic. Thank you!

Mar 30, 2009 06:59 AM
Dena Stevens Coriz
Rocky Mountain Realty - Canon City, CO
Putting The Real Into Realtor Since 2004

Kristal, you bring up a good point (in my opinion). Agents who don't have a clue shouldn't list or try to bring the buyer. This is why I don't list horse property - I don't know 'nuthin about horses! I won't be anymore comfortable listing a million dollar Cherry Creek estate than you probably would trying to find my listing between Red Wing and Gardener.

 Mary, what really got my goat this morning is that nobody - nobody in this agents office could or would help me. Finally the managing broker got on the phone to tell me he couldn't get a hold of the listing agent any better than I could and that he never goes to preview property out past (such and such street). Really? Because as the managing broker I would thing you would want at least a clue - after all he's in charge right?

Mar 30, 2009 07:10 AM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Dena - that's right.  I wonder what the seller would say? If the listing agent is not available, and I know how that works, because my cell phone often doesn't work either... then I would think they should put the maximum amount of information in MLS, and their office listing file, so that someone bringing a buyer might be able to find the property! How frustrating.

Mar 30, 2009 08:44 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Dena, aren't they silly.  Everyone knows that Cows can't read and Deer don't give directions, and that only horse are capable of doing that.  Don't people out there know anything :)

Mar 30, 2009 01:06 PM
Dena Stevens Coriz
Rocky Mountain Realty - Canon City, CO
Putting The Real Into Realtor Since 2004

George, that might explain "the horse whisperer" The horses are keeping directions a secret.

Mar 30, 2009 01:37 PM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Dena, That's a tough one, vacant land and something I never really realized how difficult it would be to find out all the information, directions and boundaries. 

Mar 30, 2009 01:53 PM
Terry Haugen STAGE it RIGHT! 321-956-2495
Stage it Right! - Melbourne, FL

Dena, you are so right!  I'm going to have a VERY hard time finding that property in Alamosa!

Mar 30, 2009 02:49 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Dean - great suggestions. I have never sold land and likely won't in my area. You certainly have a different market in many ways.

Jeff

Mar 30, 2009 04:04 PM
Deb Hurt
Realty Pro Albuquerque - Albuquerque, NM
ABR, e-Pro,Green, TRC

Dena, great post. I live in the city and sometimes the situation isn't any better. I think there must be a special elective in Real Estate School on how to give the worst possible directions. Since we are a small city as cities go and we also have a lot of undeveloped land on the outskirts of town and in the East Mounains, I also show a fair amount of land. I share you frustration.

Mar 30, 2009 05:09 PM
Gary J. Rocks
Juba Team Realty - Jefferson Township, NJ

Dena

Great info and good list of things to do thanks for sharing

Apr 01, 2009 08:39 AM
Mike Jones
SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ
Mike Jones NMLS 223495

Dena,

Cows can't read, and deer don't care!  I enjoyed your post.

Mike in Tucson

Apr 02, 2009 06:05 PM
Dena Stevens Coriz
Rocky Mountain Realty - Canon City, CO
Putting The Real Into Realtor Since 2004

Actually, I don't think the cows care all that much either Mike. They only care about the grass being greener over there  --->

Apr 06, 2009 02:18 PM
Tricia Jumonville
Bradfield Properties - Georgetown, TX
Texas REALTOR , Agent With Horse Sense

I try to give very explicit directions when I've got country property listed, for that very reason.

But a friend once told me about directions to a party that included, "Turn right when you get to the horse standing in the corner of the field".  And those were absolutely good directions, because that horse was ALWAYS standing in that corner of that field, day or night, rain or shine - he was a landmark!

Directions to our ranch used to include, "Head east until you get to the zebras, then turn left.  If you get to the buffalo, you've gone too far, back up and turn left.  If you get to the wallabies, you've REALLY gone too far, turn around and turn right.  

 

Sep 18, 2009 05:03 AM
Dena Stevens Coriz
Rocky Mountain Realty - Canon City, CO
Putting The Real Into Realtor Since 2004

Tricia, you are correct. Each situation is different. And I'm think'n wallabies are REALLY different!

Sep 18, 2009 05:13 AM

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