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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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Mortgage and Lending with DMV Realty & Investments, LLC

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Johnnie. Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "’coz he'd be f****d if he needed glasses".

Comments (5)

Cindy Edwards
RE/MAX Checkmate - Johnson City, TN
CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee 423-677-6677

Very cute.  Are there other Johnnie jokes?

Apr 05, 2009 08:36 AM
Tim and Pam Cash
Crye-Leike (Sango) - Clarksville, TN
Real Estate Professionals - Clarksville TN

Lawrence - an instant classic in Little Johnnie jokes!

Apr 05, 2009 08:37 AM
Peggy Christopher
Four Seasons Realty Inc. - Osage Beach, MO

Lawrence, you have a sense a humor...I love that!  I've read that joke before.  If you need any other Little Johnny jokes, I have some!  haha.  Peggy

Apr 05, 2009 08:42 AM
Amanda Christiansen
Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843 - Fort Wayne, IN
Christiansen Group Realty

LOL!  Pretty funny... 

Apr 05, 2009 09:52 AM
Lynn Meldrum
Lynn Meldrum with Verico Canada First Mortgage - Calgary, AB

That's great.  LOL

Lynn Meldrum

Apr 05, 2009 04:55 PM