Laugh it up, its Friday (rated pg 13)

So this Pirate walks into a bar with the Helm of his ship stuck in his zipper.  He walks up to the bar and says, "hey Bartender, it has been a rough week, pour me some rum!"  The bartender looks at the Pirate with a perplexed look on his face and says, "sir, you do realize that you have a boats steering wheel stuck in the fly of your pants right?"  The Pirate sits down and says' "Aye, it's Driving me nuts!"

Hope this brought a smile to your face!