Everybody could use a smile, right? Okay, well you know you're really broke when...
At communion you go back for seconds.
American Express calls and says, "Sorry, but you're gonna hafta leave home without it!"
Sally Struthers sends you food.
You rob Peter...and then you rob Paul.
You say that you're gonna clean your house, but really you're just looking for spare change.
You can't afford hot water for Top Ramen noodles.
You decide to invest in a do-it-yourself dentistry kit.
You're thinking of removing the metal plate in your head to bring it to the recycling center.
Your idea of a delicious family meal is taking the kids for a deep breath outside a McDonalds restaurant.
You're actually formulating a plan to rob a food bank.
Long distance companies never call at dinnertime anymore asking you to switch.
Your friend points out a hot car but you only see the hubcaps because they're something you'd love to bring to a pawn shop.
You think of a lottery ticket as an important investment.
Nobody named Oscar Meyer is on your package of bologna - in fact, you're not even sure the stuff you're eating really is bologna.
You go to Bible study everyday just to get free juice and cookies later.
McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments, napkins and toilet paper.
On Thanksgiving you just look at a picture of a home-cooked turkey.
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