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 I was looking for a few funny quotes to share and found some good ones! 


funny-dog.jpg funny dog image by Kagome167181

* ... life little moments of destruction.   
* ... common sense.   
* ... philosophy.     
* ... work

Life little moments of destruction

* The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.   

* Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.   

* Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.   

* Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.   

* Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.   

* I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?   

* Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir   

* Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.   

* When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.   

* Work is the curse of the drinking class.   

* I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.   

* There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.   

* Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.   

* It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.   

* He who laughs last didn't get the joke.   

* I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.   

* I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.   

* Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.   

* I worship the ground that awaits you.   

* I wish you were a beer.   

* Love means telling you why you're sorry.   

* Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.   

* I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.   

* Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?   

* The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.   

* You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.   

* The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton    

* I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.   

* When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West   

* It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.   

* I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers   

* I'm not cynical. Just experienced.   

* I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.     


Common sense


          * I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.   

* Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.   

* Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.   

* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones   

* We are the people our parents warned us about.   

* Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. -- Abba Eban   

* Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.   

* Power means not having to respond.   

* I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.   

* The future isn't what it used to be.   

* You got to be careful if you dont know where your'e going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra   

* Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.   

* Bureaucrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass.   

* Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.   

* Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. -- Martin Fraquhar Tupper   

* If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis 




* Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein   

* To err is human. To forgive is unusual.   

* Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. -- Plato   

* Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible. 


About work ...

* To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy 

* Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours. 



SOURCE: Ana T. Torres

Posted by

Jennifer A. Martin, REALTOR® 

Bancroft Realty, LLC 

Direct: (469)-450-2129



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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Very Nice Jennifer, I love the Yogi Berra Quotes, in the money can't buy you category...Money can but you everything, but it can make a nice down payment.

Apr 19, 2009 05:44 AM #1
Mary Strang
Viroqua, WI

I just love your dog photo, so cute, were to find such a toy for a dog???? Love it.

Apr 19, 2009 09:51 AM #2
Jennifer A. Martin
Dallas, TX
Executive Assistant

Isn't the photo adorable!

Aug 29, 2009 02:26 AM #3
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