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Real Estate Investing Success Guide....(Sorry If It Makes You Angry)

By
Real Estate Agent with Midwest Properties

Hey, Eric here.

Here are my rules for real estate success in 2009...Nothing to sell...


1. Minimize negative hype about "How bad things are"
-Give me a frickin break. Our money cannot just vanish...All it's doing is changing hands.

If put 10 dimes in a jar and shake up the jar, where once there may have been 3 dimes, after shaking there may be none.....But the money is still in the jar!

2. Adapt to the environment- Right now desperate sellers are a dime a dozen...Buyers are where the money's at....So use my reverse MLS search and find buyers....It's not rocket science....I can guarantee you'll have buyers in 7 days or less!

3. Money loves action- Do me a favor....I promise it will just take a second. Go to your kitchen and grab a spoon.

***WICKED EXPERIMENT***

Get your spoon

1. Take the spoon and set it in the middle of your dining room table.....

2. Now try to move the spoon by THINKING about moving it...

3. Give it 30 minutes...Think hard!

4. Now stand up and put the spoon back in the drawer.

You may have noticed....Unless your some sort of psychic freak....The spoon didn't move when you tried to "THINK" it into moving.

I know for a fact you DIDN'T last 30 minutes trying to "THINK" the spoon into moving.

I bet you didn't even try.....Why waste your time right?

So why in the heck have you been trying to:

"Think about real estate investing"

"Think about getting a better job"

"Think about being a better parent"

"Think about being a better spouse"

"Think about going to the gym"

You wouldn't spend 10 seconds trying to "THINK" a spoon into moving....But you've wasted a lifetime "THINKING" about doing things that will change your life....

This was supposed to be a way longer list of tips....But, honestly I'm already too pissed off to continue.....STOP THINKING, START DOING......

I don't care if you buy my Wholesaling stuff....It's Sunday, I have a ham in the oven...A wife I love.....And money in the bank......It won't matter if you ever buy anything from me....

What is important to me, is to see you Get up off your "Thinking" and START DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE.....

Are you fat and unhealthy? Shut your mouth and go for a walk....It's not rocket science.

Are you broke and ugly....Educate yourself and get some surgery...If you can't afford to educate yourself then walk your ugly self to the library and read.

Are you unhappy at your job, so you've been a punk to your family.....Educate yourself...Get a job you like.....And pay attention to the only  thing good in your life (YOUR FAMILY)

No.... none of these changes will happen overnight....But they sure as hell won't happen by "THINKING" about doing them.

Sorry if this was harsh, rude, or made you sad.....It was written with the best intentions.....

GOD DIDN"T INTEND FOR YOU TO BE A PAPERWEIGHT....

Thanks,
Eric

P.S I will continue this later...It was supposed to be much longer...

P.P.S If you want to get started investing in Grand Rapids Real estate...Give me a call!

Comments (2)

Jason Rose
123 ConEd LLC -- Michigan real estate continuing education - Farmington Hills, MI
www.123ConEd.com

Good morning, Eric.  Thanks for sharing your "rules."  There are some good ideas in there.

Apr 20, 2009 02:15 AM
Paul Gapski
Berkshire Hathaway / Prudential Ca Realty - El Cajon, CA
619-504-8999,#1 Resource SD Relo

Yes you cant let people be so negative in their thinking ways

Dec 23, 2011 03:42 AM