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What a Coincindence!!!

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Real Estate Agent with I am a licensed referral agent in NJ

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and order a glass of champagne.

 

The woman perked up and said, "How about that?  I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

 

"What a coincidence, " the farmer said, "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating".

 

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating", said the woman.

 

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added.

 

"What are you celebrating?"

 

"My husband I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!"

 

"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs".

 

"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock, " he replied.

 

"The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence!"

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Nancy Larson   Direct:  609-575-6162

 

Angelia Garcia
Pure Realtors - Dallas, TX

Hahaha.  That was a little naughty.

Apr 21, 2009 08:34 AM
Nancy Larson
I am a licensed referral agent in NJ - Hutchinson Island, FL

You think...it's just a coincidence.....lol

Apr 21, 2009 08:37 AM
Jack Gilleland
Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton - Clayton, OH

That was funny.  Well, if it worked for the chickens.

Apr 21, 2009 08:44 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Maybe the old rooster was a little hen pecked, or perhaps he just got out foxed?

Apr 21, 2009 08:52 AM
Donna Harris
Donna Homes, powered by JPAR - TexasRealEstateMediationServices.com - Austin, TX
Realtor,Mediator,Ombudsman,Property Tax Arbitrator

HILARIOUS!!

Apr 21, 2009 08:57 AM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

What can I say, but "What a coincidence..."

Your building consultant for life in Nashville, TN

Apr 21, 2009 08:38 PM
Greg Gorman
John R Wood Properties - Naples, FL
Naples Florida Real Estate

Options, my dear! Funny...

Apr 24, 2009 12:13 AM
Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate
M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Hi Nancy, Oh, just too cute.  Hope you have been well!

May 02, 2009 10:23 AM