Funny Friday - Exercise!

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Real Estate Agent with Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ

ToulaRosebrock.com

1.  Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
     This enables you at 85 years old

     to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
     home at $7000 per month.

2.  My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60...

      Now he's 97 years old...
      and we haven't a clue where the hell he is.
     
3.  I like long walks, especially when they are taken

      by people who annoy me.
     
4.  The only reason I would take up walking
      is so that I could hear heavy breathing again
.
     
5.   I have to walk early in the morning,

       before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
     
6.  I joined a health club last year,
      spent about 400 bucks.  Haven't lost a pound.

      ....apparently you have to actually go there.
    
 7.  Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
      I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

     
8.  I do have flabby thighs,
      but fortunately my stomach covers them.


9.  The advantage of exercising every day
      is so when you die, they'll say,

      'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
     
10.  If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
     start with a small country.  


11.  Iknow I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......
      just getting over the hill was enough

12.  We all get heavier as we get older,
      because there's a lot more information in our skulls.
      That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

13.  Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
      I just find a Happy Hour  and by the time I leave,
      I look just fine.

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Toula, Do you mean that 2's become 10's after a few drinks? LOL...

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Apr 23, 2009 11:21 PM #5
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Exercise. .is the key to renewing your spirit. . get that heart pumping to reset your emotions, there is no better feeling

Apr 23, 2009 11:24 PM #6
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Connie Goodrich
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I call it the "E" word that also tends to escape my daily routine.  The bad thing is that I just can't talk about it for benefits it requires actual participation.  Fun post for a Friday chuckle .. thanks!

Apr 23, 2009 11:34 PM #7
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Thanks for the laugh to start my day off.  I'm not going to post which of the above may reflect my life style. :-)

Apr 23, 2009 11:43 PM #8
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Toula..omg that is so funny and yet so true!  Thanks for sharing it and brightening my morning!

Apr 24, 2009 12:04 AM #9
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Kevin Cavanaugh
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Toula, that's really good.  I can almost hear Henny Youngman delivering those lines.  Have a great day.

Apr 24, 2009 12:17 AM #10
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Toula, way too funny for this Friday morning. I resemble some of those and you made my day. Thanks for the chuckle.

Apr 24, 2009 12:21 AM #11
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I can also, like many who have commented before me, relate to all of these.  Gosh, what am I gonna do when I do get old?

Apr 24, 2009 01:23 AM #12
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Toula, this is so funny.  I actually walk a lot so it is even funnier.

Apr 24, 2009 01:26 AM #13
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Good Morning Toula-Funny and OH so true. I can so relate to this. Thanks for the Friday laugh. CONGRATS on the sale of one of your listing. SWEET!!!

Apr 24, 2009 01:48 AM #14
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Great Friday morning laugh.  What a great way to start the day.  I was just telling my daughter I needed to take a walk....

Apr 24, 2009 01:56 AM #15
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Hi Charlie - Thanks for stopping by!

Apr 24, 2009 08:36 AM #16
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Hi Konnie - That is funny, I work out in the morning also!

Apr 24, 2009 08:37 AM #17
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Toula Rosebrock
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Hi Rich - Oh no!

Apr 24, 2009 08:38 AM #18
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Hi Lenn - So glad you enjoyed this!

Apr 24, 2009 08:38 AM #19
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Hi Michael - That sounds about right to me!

Apr 24, 2009 08:39 AM #20
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Toula,

Nice touch for a Friday or any other day for that matter. Some good one-liners here. :)

Steve

Apr 24, 2009 08:51 AM #21
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Toula - For a money saving tip, rather than putting yourself in a nursing home at $7,000 a month, book yourself on a cruise ship for $2500. a month.  I understand they will take you any delightful place you want to go, as long as it's on water.  They have exercise equipment, warm climates, swimming pools, great food, and they also have medical care available. . .AND, when you croak, they can just throw your body overboard:-)

Apr 24, 2009 11:43 AM #22
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HA!  Toula, that is TOO funny!  I love the lost grandpa one!  Have a great weekend...

Debe in Charlotte

Apr 24, 2009 11:53 AM #23
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Hi Toula

GREAT STUFF.

Good luck and success

Lou Ludwig

Apr 24, 2009 12:40 PM #24
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