A Girls hand guide to life...

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Windermere Peninsula Properties
I had to share this with all of you because I thought it was so cute. I can't say I can admit to all of these little pearls of wisdom , but there is certainly enough that I can. I hope you enjoy and get a good laugh!

"Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders and says,  "Oh no, she's awake!"


 

 
 cid:image001..jpg@01C9029D.D8557510Girlie Wisdom!

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills.. she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.  

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4.. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers'.

10. Amazing!  You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me!  Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.  You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?  That's my idea of a perfect day!
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Nancy Lauler
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Hi Dinah, Love these little pearls of wisdom.  How true....thanks for sharing!

Apr 25, 2009 12:39 PM #1
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William Feela
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Dinah...My wife is currently on 3 different diets at the same time.  She found she couldn't get enough to eat on just one.

Apr 25, 2009 01:06 PM #2
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Ron Bridges
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Dinah, good stuff, thanks for the chuckles.

Apr 25, 2009 02:49 PM #3
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Randi Brammer
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I am going to print this out and share it wiht the ladies at coffee.

Apr 25, 2009 02:53 PM #4
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Terry Miller
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You know I may steal this. It's LOL funny. Thanks for the humor. Have a great week.

Apr 27, 2009 09:41 AM #5
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Ilyce Glink
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This is really funny (and so true).

Thanks for sharing.

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