Undeniable Pet Truths!

Reblogger Diane Daley
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Caron's Gateway Real Estate NH #054318 VT #81.0004471

Original content by William Feela 20398180

For more that 16 years I owned and ran  Pet Shop.  I heard  all of the stories about what my customers pets were doing.  How smart, how maddening, and how cute.  This is a list I seen many years ago that still holds true today...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever.  Buy a cat a present, and it will play with the wrapper for 10 min.

Although cats are rather delicate animals, and are subject to a great many ailments, I have never seen one suffer from insomnia.

Dogs and cats instinctively know when their owners will wake u-p, and wake them 10 min. earlier.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff!

Dogs shed, cats shred.

I often wonder of other dogs think poodles are part of a religious cult.

No one appriciates the very genius of your conversation as a dog does,

I hope someday to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am today!

Don't take your dogs affection as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People who hate cats will come back as doge in their next life!

We wonder why dogs drink out of the toilet.  But looking form their point of view...dags are wondering why we humans keep Peeing in their water bowls.

Women and cats do as they please.  Men and dogs should relax and get used to that idea.

When man's best friend is a dog, that dog has a problem.

I order to have a true understanding of who you are, you should have a dog that worships you.  And a cat that ignores you!

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