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A California Wife: LOL

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Las Vegas Realty S.0182225

"A California Wife"
 
Three men married wives from different states.

The first man20married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
 
The second man married a woman from Texas. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
 
The third man married a girl from California. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
 
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

 

Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

Kim - ROTFLMAO!  OMG!  That was hilarious!  I'm still laughing and actually crying as I sit here typing.  Oh Lord, thx for the great laugh this afternoon.

I'm still laughing.  :)

Apr 30, 2009 11:23 AM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living

LOVE it! Very funny, thanks for making me laugh. Oh.. I'm sending it to my husband after changing the CA wife to one from FL!

Apr 30, 2009 11:24 AM
Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

OMG!  I am still laughing and just decided to send this to my girlfriends as well as hubby.  He'll get a kick out of it because - HE IS EXPECTED TO HELP OUT WITH THE CLEANING!  His cooking is atrocious so he is relieved of that particular duty for the sake of our health.

I'm still laughing.  :)

Apr 30, 2009 11:26 AM
Heather Chavez
Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID
Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

Gotta hand it to us California wives, right Kim?  I like the "ordering" her.  That goes over as well as "allowing her" to do something or go somewhere.  That's always a fun one, too.

Apr 30, 2009 11:35 AM
Heather Fitzgerald
REALTY WORLD-Harbert Company, Inc. - Greenwood, IN
REALTOR Greenwood Indiana Real Estate

I love it.  Not just for California either.  Well said.  I needed some laughs today.

Apr 30, 2009 11:42 AM
Dee Mayers
Covina, CA
San Gabriel Valley, CA

This would've been good for Tickle Me Tueday's post.  Hardy, hardy, har, har!

Apr 30, 2009 11:52 AM
Ross Westerman
Kingwood, TX

Kim,

I have not heard that one before but it did bring a big smile.

Apr 30, 2009 11:52 AM
Kathy Baker, GRI Tennessee Realtor
Realty 1 - Jamestown, TN

Kim,

...and wives from Tennessee, Florida and should we keep adding it up until we get to the remaining 45 states???

Kathy B

Apr 30, 2009 12:14 PM
Vickie Nagy
Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate - Palm Springs, CA
Vickie Jean the Palm Springs Condo Queen

Kim, I really appreciate the humor at the end of a long day. And, yes, it's pretty accurate. With high cost of living, both spouses are most often wage earners and house work is divvied up or hired out.

Apr 30, 2009 12:18 PM
Cindy Jones
Integrity Real Estate Group - Woodbridge, VA
Pentagon, Fort Belvoir & Quantico Real Estate News

That one was different :-)

Apr 30, 2009 12:19 PM
Geri Sonkin
Douglas Elliman Real Estate 516-457-7103 - Merrick, NY
Long Island Real Estate & Staging Expert

Very funny!  She may have been a California wife but I bet she was born in New York. :-)

Apr 30, 2009 12:57 PM
Rosalinda Morgan
Brookville, NY
"The Rose Lady"

Oh My!  Oh My!  One of my sons married a California girl and the other one has a California girlfriend.  They are both in trouble. 

Apr 30, 2009 01:10 PM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

Kim- So that's how you ladies are in California, what about Las Vegas Nevada?

Apr 30, 2009 02:44 PM
Roy A. Peterson
Domicile Analysis of Texas - El Paso, TX
P.R.E.I.

Kim, It's like this one;

Craig, Alan, and Me

It's still good, I don't care what anyone say's.                   ~ Life is Good

Apr 30, 2009 03:28 PM
Greg Nino
RE/MAX Compass - Houston, TX
Houston, Texas

I wish all women in Texas COOKED! Let alone do dishes! Liked the joke...

Apr 30, 2009 04:01 PM
Jess Graves
JessGravesDesigns.Com - Bristol, PA
Bucks County Decordiva of Home Staging

Too cute,..... love it Kim!.....you just jump started my day! lol

 

Thanks, Jess Graves

Apr 30, 2009 11:19 PM
Ann Hayden 636-399-7544
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Select Properties-St. Louis Missouri - Des Peres, MO
SelectAnn.com

Kim,

That is kind of funny...

Ann

May 01, 2009 02:27 PM
Shirley Parks
Sands Realty 210-414-0966 - San Antonio, TX
Broker, 210-414-0966, San Antonio TX Real Estate

Hi Kim, This one was too funny.  I have to share it with my husband.

May 03, 2009 05:43 AM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Don't mess with those California gals Kim. Got it.

May 16, 2009 02:38 AM