Doctors in Canada have attributed the unprecedented spread of the swine flu to e-mails and blogs. This highly developed strain of influenza termed EN04 created from a combination of human, bird and swine strains has evolved beyond all expectations. To the surprise of scientists researching the spread of this virus, they have verified this particular stain now has the ability to spread from host to host through binary code.
"This is far beyond anything we have ever seen", says Dr. Benether. "Viruses now have the ability to transfer from birds, pigs and humans to computer systems and spread through the Internet."
Symptoms include, irritability, vast exaggerations, a reduced vocabulary and sleepiness. So far this epidemic has been largely restricted to news reporters and anchors. The best way to avoid contact is to immediately stop watching news and reading articles covering this pandemic. Over reaction to these stories has reached epidemic proportions contributing many lost hours to the national work force. The costs could be in the millions, adding further stress to an already shaky economy.