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eating peanuts--bad joke

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Hartwig

Eating some peanuts

There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate.

Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day at the home, he spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely. A while later, an orderly stopped by to seee how the old man's first day was going.

"How you doing today?", she said to the old man, "First day I see". The Old man replied with a nod.

In no time the two began talking up a storm. As the conversation began to drag on, the orderly was eyeing the room filled with fresh flowers, cards and balloons from friends and relatives. She noticed a bowl full of peanuts sitting on top of the table next to the bed, and help herself to a handful.

As the two continued to converse with each other, the orderly kept eating more helpings of the peanuts. She look at her watch and noticed that nearly 2 hours had passed and said, "My goodness, the time has gone by quickly. I have to tend to other people here too." "That's okay.", said the old man, "I feel so much better being able to talk to someone." Looking into the bowl the orderly said, "I feel awful! I ate almost all of your peanuts!" The old man responded, "That's okay. Ever since I got these false teeth, all I could do was suck the chocolate off of them anyhow."
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Earl Sorrells-Palmdale
Coldwell Banker Hartwig - Palmdale, CA
"The Pearl", Rosamond, Lancaster
I am glad you enjoyed it.
May 23, 2007 05:29 PM
Robert Cramer
Five Star Property Inspections - Belleville, IL
You Bad!  Funny but Bad......lol
May 23, 2007 06:27 PM
Earl Sorrells-Palmdale
Coldwell Banker Hartwig - Palmdale, CA
"The Pearl", Rosamond, Lancaster
Robert, ya like it you know it.
May 23, 2007 06:35 PM
Debbie Creech
ERA Team IV Homes - Poughkeepsie, NY

Earl,

That is disgusting!  I can't say anything else.  

May 23, 2007 10:27 PM
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc (NMLS 219650) - Tavares, FL
The Mortgage Rider

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!.

Good joke, but ew.

May 24, 2007 03:39 PM
Earl Sorrells-Palmdale
Coldwell Banker Hartwig - Palmdale, CA
"The Pearl", Rosamond, Lancaster

Debbie, sorry

Jason, I thought the same thing.  Peace

May 24, 2007 04:14 PM
Vicki Watzlawick
CORE Realty (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team
Earl that is yucko!  I may never eat another peanut!  It was still funny!
May 25, 2007 03:04 PM
Earl Sorrells-Palmdale
Coldwell Banker Hartwig - Palmdale, CA
"The Pearl", Rosamond, Lancaster
Vicki, lol.  But you didn't see it coming right?  it is sick though
May 25, 2007 05:02 PM
Gary J. Rocks
Juba Team Realty - Jefferson Township, NJ

Pearl

The pearl does it again! Good joke Earl, keep them comming your one of the best!

May 26, 2007 08:55 AM
Earl Sorrells-Palmdale
Coldwell Banker Hartwig - Palmdale, CA
"The Pearl", Rosamond, Lancaster

Steven, I am glad you liked it.  Have a save Holiday

Gary, my friend, Thank you.  I will try to keep you laughing.  Have a great memorial day.  Earl

May 26, 2007 03:51 PM