Twisted Tuesday Fail Funnies

By
Real Estate Agent with ZipRealty

Here are some funny fails from www.failblog.org for Tuesday humor.

 

Filler Up Fail
fail owned pwned pictures

 

Visibilty Fail
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Playground Fail
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Bacon Mystery Fail
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My First Counting to Five Fail
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Comments (17)

Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

These are great I love the 5 banana's and the playground pic...  to funny, I appreciate the chuckle.

May 12, 2009 08:52 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Hey, who hasn't stolen bacon from their friends?

But the "Playground Area" Fail is too funny!

May 12, 2009 11:44 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Diane-Thanks for enjoying these fails with me. The 5 Banana one's just too sad to be funny!

Craig-I could see someone cooking up maybe a 3-4 strips of bacon, NOT 5 lbs of it in one sitting! That's like gross.  ...And perhaps the Playground sign is for those of the ethereal spirit.

May 12, 2009 01:29 PM
Roy A. Peterson
Domicile Analysis of Texas - El Paso, TX
P.R.E.I.

Lydia, as always you bring us the fabulous world of FAILS, I love the middle of the night stolen bacon, that is just unbelieveable. LOL

                                             ~ LIfe is Good

May 12, 2009 02:35 PM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

ummmmmm. . . . bacon.

May 13, 2009 01:01 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Roy-Did you notice how much? 5 pounds of bacon in the middle of the night...that's one bacony midnight snack. Thanks for stopping by.

Tom-Don't you just wonder what type of relationship this pair has? Midnight bacon binge and trying to hide that from your spouse, and actually getting the police involved? Thanks for enjoying this bacony fail with me ;)

May 13, 2009 03:49 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

I LOVE these! where do you find them??

I think there should have been a picture of the wife that ate 5 pounds of bacon for a snack, Can you imagine????  and how could he not wake up to the smell of 5 pounds of bacon frying???  That sounds like a lot of effort!

May 13, 2009 04:38 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Hi Robert-Maybe the wife should've claimed that she was sleep-walking and all her weight gain is due to her ailment. Yeah, I agree that the husband needs his olfactory senses checked out.

May 13, 2009 05:59 AM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

5 bananas??  And what the heck is the guy on the horse doing?

May 13, 2009 04:19 PM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

John-Yup. 5 bananas. Count 'em...sad, isn't it? The guy is trying to fill up his ride ;) Thanks for stopping by.

May 13, 2009 04:33 PM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Unless eaten raw, it would take a lot of time and patience to fry 5 pounds of bacon.

May 14, 2009 01:34 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

That was some big late night snack. I once fried ten poiunds of bacon for a breakfast meeting of about 50 Realtors and that took some time. I really liked the banana Fail! Thanks!

:)

 

May 14, 2009 02:33 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Cheryl-Eating 5 pounds of bacon is definitely amazing...I wonder what she did with all the rendered fat. Kinda hard to explain 3 pounds of grease. It's just crazy.

May 14, 2009 02:36 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Betina-That's definitely a huge snack. I just wonder what she did with all the evidence. Unless she is pro at hiding/disposing, her husband is rather dense. Thanks for stopping by.

May 14, 2009 02:42 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

All the talk of bacon is making me hungry! But I cant eat, need to weigh in for a Regatta this weekend!

May 14, 2009 02:53 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Robert-Must be nice to try to gain weight while most of us are fighting to lose it. Hope you have a great regatta this weekend. Let me know how it went :)

May 14, 2009 03:57 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

I actually have to loose weight.  There is a Maximum weight for our class of 882lbs and when I totaled us up we were right on that number... So Early Saturday Morning I will be weighing in and rushing for something to eat!

May 14, 2009 05:41 AM