Thursday Morning Funny

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Knowing how I love to play golf one of my girlfriends sent me this little joke.  I thought it was so cute it needed to be shared with all my friends.

 

SKIPPING CHURCH
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> Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
> exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he
> just had to play golf.
>
> So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
> persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.
>
> As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton
> headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
>
> This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew
> from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
> After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in
> church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while
looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going
to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell
into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked,
"Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"

Send referrals to Connie Lou Barnett, Home Realty/GMAC Real Estate, 3424 Frederica Street, Owensboro, Kentucky 42301.. Office phone 270-684-6221 x 214 cell phone 270-929-0369, Fax 270-688-9100

My Golf Handicap is 18, but my personal customer satisfaction rating is 100%  Send those referrals I'll take good care of your clients.

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Terry Chenier
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Connie,

That was pretty funny. I've got golf buddies I'll share that with.

May 14, 2009 03:49 AM #1
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Connie,

Funny....he could tell no one.

Ann

May 16, 2009 06:29 AM #2
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That's a good one alright!  Have a great weekend!

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