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Laugh Out Loud Friday: Beer, A Child's Point of View

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Mortgage and Lending with CMG Home Loans NMLS 248937

 

 A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought  of beer'.  



 
'I think beer must  be good. My  dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom  gets.'

--Tim, 7 years old


 
'Beer makes my dad  sleepy and we  get to watch what we want on television when he is  asleep, so beer  is nice. '

--Mellanie, 7 years   old


 
'My Mom and Dad  both like beer.  My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but  Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'

--Grady,  7 years  old


 
''My Mom and Dad  talk funny when they drink beer and the  more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good  thing.'

--Toby, 7 years  old


 
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is  funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too  much.

--Sarah, 7 years old


 
'My Dad loves beer.  The more he  drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the  pool.'

--Lilly, 7 years old


 
'I don't like beer very much. Every  time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste  disgusting.'

--Ethan, 7 years   old


 
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he  goes to sleep.'

--Shirley, 7 years old


 
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly  things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't  make any sense.'

--Jack, 7  years

 

Have a great week End!!

 

Rob

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Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Out of the Mouths of Babes.....   Which is your favorite?  I think mine might be Jack's

May 15, 2009 02:26 AM
Karen Fiddler, Broker/Owner
Karen Parsons-Fiddler, Broker 949-510-2395 - Mission Viejo, CA
Orange County & Lake Arrowhead, CA (949)510-2395

Oh my.....too early in the day for beer. I think these are cute....but a little sad really.

May 15, 2009 02:34 AM
Kathy Knight
Intracoastal Realty Corp - Wilmington, NC
BROKER, ABR, CRS, GRI, SFR, SRES

Great one Robert - love it....

May 15, 2009 02:42 AM
Glen Russell
eXp Realty - Limerick, PA
Real Estate Professional, Limerick, PA

Robert,

I just went all the way back and read all your "Laugh out loud" Friday posts. You made my day - hilarous!

May 15, 2009 03:12 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Glen, ALL of them???

Karen, True, but still funny

Thanks Kathy!

May 15, 2009 03:18 AM
Connie Lou Barnett
Real Living/Home Realty - Owensboro, KY
GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,SFR,QSC

Robert

  Kids always say the darn-est things when you least expect it. Have a great week-end.

Connie Lou

May 15, 2009 03:24 AM
Mark Brian
Silver Star Real Estate LLC - Anderson, SC
Anderson SC Realtor

Thank you for the laugh! It is amazing how kids in their innocence can unknowingly bust people so badly.

May 15, 2009 03:51 AM
David Width Jr.
Little Egg Harbor, NJ

Shirleys is kind of cruel, but funny at that. These were all great thanks for the laugh.

May 15, 2009 04:26 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Great post to read for this Friday afternoon at the office. Thanks for sharing. Very funny

May 15, 2009 04:53 AM
Skye Hawk
At Your Service! Virtual Assistant Specialists - Fountain Hills, AZ
NAR Cert. REPA "Rockstar REVA"

I hope these are not true statements!! A little scary but funny.

May 15, 2009 04:56 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Just another reminder to be careful what you ask children.

May 15, 2009 05:00 AM
Kim White LeBlanc
Keller Williams Las Vegas Realty - Las Vegas, NV

That is really funny Kids say the funniest things sometimes I love it.

Have a wonderful day,

Kim White

May 15, 2009 05:02 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

I love the friday laugh out loud!  Especially the one that gives the beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.

Shelton

May 15, 2009 06:19 AM
Glen Russell
eXp Realty - Limerick, PA
Real Estate Professional, Limerick, PA

Okay - Maybe not allll of them, but a lot!

May 15, 2009 08:20 AM