LOL Friday! Kids Say the Dardnest Things~

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Real Estate Agent with Wilkinson & Associates, Wilmington NC

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers:

Q: Name the four seasons.
 

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to Drink.  

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?


A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All  water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where  the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.G., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax And the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax Contains  the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five Bowels  A,E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? "

A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.


Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be after eight.

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Mirela Monte
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That's real cute!  Thank you!

May 15, 2009 11:34 AM #1
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Maria Morton
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Ginger & Roger, the quotations are amusing and thought provoking. What age group were the children who were taking the science exam?

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James J. Weber
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Very funny. What's the saying? "out of the mouths of Babes"

May 16, 2009 12:47 PM #3
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