Q: What is a maintenance-free house....
A: There hasn't been any maintenance in the last 10 years.
The home buyer thinking of the real estate agent: I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a shark.
Q: When is a one-story house a two-story house?
A: You get one story before you buy and the second story after.
This house is 5 minutes from shopping ... if you have an airplane.
Q: What is a house-warming party?
A: The final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present.
Here is an odd Real Estate listing: This house has a great location, but just one problem... The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids weren't.
Q: Why was the 10,000 sq. ft. mansion listed for only $1000? It had a swimming pool, guest house and no discernible structural problems.
A: The seller was getting divorced and all her husband asked for was the proceeds from the sale
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