Real Estate Agent with Century 21 city View


One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his car. Then he sat in the front seat fumbIing around with his keys for several minutes. The man was so drunk that everyone else left the bar and drove off before he had even put the keys in the ignition. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. Chuckling at the pathetic driver, the police officer stopped him read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how this could be. The driver replied "Tonight I am the designated decoy."

Comments (3)

R. B. "Bob" Mitchell - Loan Officer Raleigh/Durham
Bank of England (NMLS#418481) - Raleigh, NC
Bob Mitchell (NMLS#1046286)

I've heard that joke before.....probably shouldn't think that it's funny, but I do!


Bob Mitchell

ValueList Real Estate Services, Inc. 

May 28, 2007 06:32 AM
David Boone
A1A Mortgage, LLC - Jacksonville Beach, FL
that is funny!
May 28, 2007 12:53 PM
Robin Willis
eXp Realty - Tucson, AZ
CDPE, SRES, Associate Broker
I've heard this one before, too.  ;-)
May 29, 2007 07:16 AM