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Real Estate Agent with J and C Realty

Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room? So my relatives won't have to waste any
time.

 


I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose

 


The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one

 


If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

 


This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd
mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.

 


Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left

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Mother Lode
Real Living Sugar Pine Realty - Sonora, CA
Real Estate Master
I especially like the one about missing the house payments. Thanks for the humor. Mike C
May 28, 2007 06:59 AM
David Spencer
Keller Williams Northland - Kansas City, MO
Show Me real estate in Kansas City
If you can't laugh at some of the things in this business, you need to consider another profession.
May 28, 2007 08:29 AM