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Short Sale Poems

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Bob Boog Realty

Okay, just for fun, write down your feelings about short sales in a short poem or haiku. I realize that you're probably busier than a one-legged Riverdancer and can't rhyme like a rap star, but that's okay. Jot down a haiku. What is the proper haiku format? Haiku: a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. You can give the poem a title, or not!

Example:

Poem
I gave up my home
Trying to do a short sale
All was for nothing.
Wish that loan rep was in jail!

Haiku#1
Mystery bank lady
working on my short sale
Never calls me back.

Haiku#2                                                                                                                                  Mystery bank lady
I am so tired of waiting
I want to kick your ass

Haiku#2
Faxing the same things
Offer,prequal and HUD-1
This short sale game sucks

Haiku#3
Another two months
It will be a short sale year
I still hope for "yes"

Haiku#4  I like my short sales/  just as I like my women/  -- short,sweet,successful

Okay, I admit it, these were all lame... let's see some of yours

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Dinah Lee Griffey
Windermere Peninsula Properties - Allyn, WA
Managing Broker Windermere Peninsula Properties

I love this post! Here is mine:

On hold for no one

Time just keeps on ticking by

incomplete again

 

Great offer for bank

Wasting time until it is gone

off to the auction...

 

Jun 06, 2009 06:38 AM
Dinah Lee Griffey
Windermere Peninsula Properties - Allyn, WA
Managing Broker Windermere Peninsula Properties

I have a haiku poems group on active Rain you should join!-Dinah Lee

Jun 06, 2009 06:38 AM