Wine Vs Water

Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
That if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
                    Water = Poop,
                    Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service. Cheers!


Comments (4)

Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

I would just like to say thank you for the PSA and I will be doing my best to consume whatever the recommended daily amount of wine I can.

Jun 12, 2009 01:12 PM
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

LOL...always doing my best to help keep you all healthy!

Jun 12, 2009 02:02 PM
Cris Burlew
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate

Emoticons Emoticons Thanks for this valuable, let's go have a drink...I don't like drinking alone!

Jun 12, 2009 03:27 PM
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL and I are tea what we gonna drink...lemonade?LOL

Jun 13, 2009 12:00 AM