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Laugh out Loud Friday: One liners just in time for the weekend

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Mortgage and Lending with CMG Home Loans NMLS 248937

 

 Some quick one liners just in time for your weekend:

Son: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Son: Well, at least you could try.

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."

 

Have a great weekend.

Rob

Robert Rauf

Mortgage Banker

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Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Have a great weekend!

Jun 12, 2009 09:16 AM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Hi Rob, Thanks for the funny one liners and for starting the weekend off with some humor.

Jun 12, 2009 09:20 AM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Loved it!  Thank you!

Jun 12, 2009 09:41 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Just what I needed to start the weekend off right! Thanks Robert!

Jun 12, 2009 09:53 AM
Maureen Megowan
Remax Estate Properties - - Palos Verdes Estates, CA
Palos Verdes Real Estate Blog

Thanks for the laugh.  I needed a little pick me up today.

Jun 12, 2009 10:57 AM
Kathleen Frawley
Keller Williams 916 730-4404 Elk Grove, Wilton, Folsom, Sacramento - Wilton, CA
South County Sacramento, 916 730 4404

I love your Friday Funnies.  Do you start searching for them on Saturday? Don't stop.

Jun 12, 2009 12:03 PM
Elizabeth Benefield
Montana Country Real Estate - Libby, MT

It is always great to start the week end off with a laugh .

Thanks Liz

Jun 12, 2009 02:22 PM
Charles Stallions
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services - Pensacola, FL
850-476-4494 - Pensacola, Pace or Gulf Breeze, Fl.

Tat there is funny, No matter what they say. I am still laughing thanks for the laugh.

Jun 12, 2009 03:00 PM
Sukhdev Farmah
Triangle Lending Group - Morrisville, NC

Thanks for make me laugh it is really funny

Jun 12, 2009 04:37 PM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Thanks for the great start to the weekend!

;)

 

Jun 13, 2009 03:11 AM
Maria Morton
Platinum Realty - Kansas City, MO
Kansas City Real Estate 816-560-3758

Thanks for the laughter, Robert. Very clever and thoughtful English Professor.

Jun 13, 2009 07:48 AM
Jim Valentine
RE/MAX Realty Affiliates - Gardnerville, NV

Fun - needed the humor after an intense yet wonderful week.  Thank you.

Jun 13, 2009 02:20 PM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

You are welcome everyone! I am glad you enjoyed them.  Now: What to post This week???? 

Jun 15, 2009 06:48 AM
Kara Casamassina
International Property Management Group, LLC - Aiken, SC
Boomers and beyond

haha, too funny Rob :)   thanks for the laugh - hope all is well up there.

Jun 15, 2009 12:12 PM
Lynn911.com ~ Dallas Real Estate Agent Top Team
Dallas Houses for Rent Dallas Apartment Rentals Lynn911.com - Dallas, TX

Rob, very cute appears you are up to my points level YIKES, I have been sooo busy with limited time to blog you most likely will beat me I on and off over next few months ;(

Jun 15, 2009 02:52 PM
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