I am not a tech geek as many of you know. I stumble along and finally when it is daylight I will call someone to tell me what I am doing wrong. But until then I usually have a few words of wisdom for Bill Gates!
Mr Gates met an untimely death, and standing in front of the pearly gates, St. Peter says to him,
"Bill, you have done some good things and some bad things. So I am going to let you chose where you want to go."
St. Peter then showed Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on the beaches, and then he showed him heaven with it's Angels in white robes playing harps on the clouds. Bill chooses Hell.
About a week later, St. Peter looks in on Bill and he is being whipped by demons.
Bill askes..."What happened to the women on the beaches?"
"Oh", Replied St. Peter, "That was just our screen savor!"
May your computer be nice to you this coming week!
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