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Mild Computor Problems... again...

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I am not a tech geek as many of you know.  I stumble along and finally when it is daylight I will call someone to tell me what I am doing wrong.  But until then I usually have a few words of wisdom for Bill Gates!

Mr Gates met an untimely death, and standing in front of the pearly gates, St. Peter says to him,

"Bill, you have done some good things and some bad things.  So I am going to let you chose where you want to go."

St. Peter then showed Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on the beaches, and then he showed him heaven with it's Angels in white robes playing harps on the clouds.  Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter looks in on Bill and he is being whipped by demons.

Bill askes..."What happened to the women on the beaches?"

"Oh", Replied St. Peter, "That was just our screen savor!"

May your computer be nice to you this coming week!

Comments (10)

Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill...

There are some very convincing screen savers! lol

Jun 14, 2009 10:42 PM
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

Bill,

Is this why Mac is coming out with all of the different commercials?

Jun 14, 2009 11:56 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Richard...We need to be VERY VERY careful.

Don...Very possible

Jun 15, 2009 01:14 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Bill, there are so many screen saversm pkus you can use your own photos. Hell would not be one of them.

Jun 15, 2009 01:39 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Rebecca...I agree.

Jun 15, 2009 03:22 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

You know I have to be honest, faced with the same choices I might be whipped by demons myself man.

Jun 15, 2009 07:09 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill...I sometimes think you should be whipped before Hell gets ahold of you!

Jun 15, 2009 09:04 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

JL...I hate to go there!

Randi...HMMMM

Jun 15, 2009 09:10 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

I am going back to paper and pen and snail mail.   Tough choices, but I like the sound of the Harp!

Jun 16, 2009 01:14 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

I suppose the image of heaven could have been wallpaper.

Jun 16, 2009 08:10 AM