10. We know squatters on a first name basis.
9. We occasionally sell houses that the seller doesn't own.
8. We know highest and best is not drug dealer term.
7. We know they should add "none of the above" for "type of roof".
6. We don't charge extra for the green stuff in the pool.
5. We know the cure for too many low-balls is several Highballs.
4. We know if the title company is local, there must be something wrong.
3. We know what kind of mold exists by feeling which body part burns.
2. We get more price drops than Walmart.
1. We have bigger Siphonapteras (fleas) than regular agents.