Ok guy's I want everyome to contribute and post your redneck pictures and jokes here! This is one of my favorites. Hope you like it! Don't worry I have lot's more!
You know you're a REDNECK when your wedding cake looks like this:
And this is the bride and groom:
So let's see the honeymoon! Come on make me laugh!
... people ask your blood type and you say, without missing a beat, "Bud."
... your house has more wheels left on it than your car.
Have you been visiting the woods in Florida?
Take off the bride and groom topper and you've got all you need for an open house in the upper class trailer parks!
ROTFLMHO LOL LOL this is just too funny. I'll have to look up some of mine. You'ed think I'ed know them by heart since I lived in the south for 11 years. :(
Vicki thanks for the laugh. As always you delivered.
You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.
. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.
. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
. . . that billboard that says, "Say No To Crack" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
. . . your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy
He (Foxworthy) has a book out that I have been meaning to buy. I just love him. He is great. Thanks for sharing these.:)
Bob I love it! I wonder if we could list that under mobile homes in the MLS?
Mana Looks like the perfect start of a honeymoon to me! And it looks like it landed just in time for Robert to to catch a picture of it at it's destination..that big Redneck Ocean liner!
Looks like a little rain isnt going to stop them from visiting their family and doing some fishing...
or is that theer famlies and sum fishin...
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