~ It's All TLW's Fault ~ The Frighteningly Wicked Influence Of That Avatar She Sports

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I had to retrace my steps as to why I crossed slightly unfamiliar territory within a business context this morning. Mondays and Saturday mornings are the two busiest phone days in my office. While on one line, a call came through and as it reached voice mail they hung up. So I called them back via caller ID within two minutes,and left a message. Hopefully, I wish they will call back. Be careful what you wish for.

About an hour later, the phone rings again, and while picking up between the first and second ring, the caller hangs up.  It is the same number where I left the message, wishing.  I call back with no agenda in mind, except to be of service. Well...This woman with a rather captivating foreign accent that I can not place, starts to tell me why she doesn't leave messages and it wastes her time, and some companies, on and on. I explained, almost sheepishly, that I was on the other line and was happy to have the opportunity to call her back. 

She goes back to the same story about some companies, this and that. As she gets angrier and angrier her voice gets a little deeper and her breathing gets a little louder and her captivating accent becomes a little intoxicating.  I am a straight woman, but I know sexy when I see or hear sexy. So I just tell her firmly that if she doesn't want to leave a message, don't, but...then she yells ~  F*** You ~ ever so breathlessly.

I was at a loss for words, but somehow quickly stated "You are missing a golden opportunity, you would make a dynamite dominatrix" and she hung up. Another one who missed her calling, not living up to her potential.

Why would I say such a thing to someone  I ask you?  Especially in the morning hours? Because I saw that damn avatar due to a group email this morning and went to the post by TLW. And that ever present avatar. There is no other explanation, I assure you...

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Michelle Viggiano
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Carolyn - No silly, she didn't mean with you, she meant me with the web at large!!  

Jun 29, 2009 09:08 AM #32
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C Tann-Starr
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Haaaaaaaa! Oh the things I could do with that thought, but I digress... Still playing with my crayons and doodling with my pencil. We have to get page three uploaded, my dear. Which one to choose? I don't know. I have six sitting on the floor and I am soooo into posting my original page four (LOL).

BTW, Michelle, where's my new picture? I have plans for that picture... Wouldn't you like to know? :-D

Jun 29, 2009 12:02 PM #33
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Terry Haugen STAGE it RIGHT! 321-956-2495
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Michelle, I was mezmerized by your recount of that incident!  I get solicitation calls that hang up, then call back and hang up, and call back and hang up.  One day I got to the phone on the first half ring and there actually was someone on the other line, trying to sell me something.  When I told the "gentleman" to take me off their call list, he told me to go F myself.  Of course the caller ID number is never the number you can call back on.  BUT they haven't called back.

Jun 29, 2009 01:58 PM #34
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Michelle Viggiano
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Hey Terri, love that last blog of yours. Very much. I know, can you believe the free floweriness's of some people who call. At least your callers didn't have you turning cartwheels and folliwing a tormented trail. I would just rather have someone be rude,hang up and it's over. She played me.

Jun 29, 2009 02:45 PM #35
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Terry that whomps. Know what I also hate? When they hang up but don't really hang up and your voice mail is full of elevator music from being on hold for hours (LOL). They screwed up my cell phone several times with this. People could not leave messages and e-mailed me like crazy.

Jun 29, 2009 02:48 PM #36
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C Tann-Starr
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Michelle, in a strange way I'm happy that she did. I'm certainly having lots of fun with it (LOL). My e-mail has been very interesting. Phone tag has been fun too. I will probably be posting number three shortly... ;-)

Jun 29, 2009 02:52 PM #37
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Michelle Viggiano
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Carolyn, do you know Terry, she has a wicked sense of humor she weaves through her blogs and comments and has a heart of gold. I am proud to consider her a friend and someone who always speaks her mind again and again.  She lives in Melbourne, near where your were talking about.  Those Florida people apparently have a lot going on for them.

Jun 29, 2009 02:53 PM #38
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Roland Woodworth
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Did someone forget to send a invitation to the par-tay ?

The Big Boss - Photo by Roland Woodworth

Jun 29, 2009 04:34 PM #39
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Carolyn: I'm so gonna go look for you on facebook.. back up plan for future Rain Jackings... :)

Jun 29, 2009 04:36 PM #40
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Roland Woodworth
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Oh.. Sorry Michelle...

Hello there.. Hope you are doing well.  We're here for the Par-tay

Big Boss - photo by Roland Woodworth

Jun 29, 2009 04:49 PM #41
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C Tann-Starr
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LOL @ Roland. As soon as I log into Facebook I get a handful of chats within minutes. I have to announce I am there for Sorority and Mafia Wars (LOL). The Yoville crew is always fun. I love Farm Town. Nothing like writing on other people's walls and a few DMs to get ya' going at midnight (LOL). BTW, love your wee fellow. Nice eye candy! You know how I like my eye candy... (LOL) That remind me, I owe Michelle another sketch... Hmm... time to get busy for our next conversation, lovely. :-)

Michelle, would you be so kind as to give me a third party introduction? Maybe she'd like to join us at Club Chaos if she isn't there? I will go take a peek and send her an invite if we need to. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine. :-)

Jun 29, 2009 05:38 PM #42
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Michelle this is too funny.  Sorry I hit update befroe I was done.  I will try to check back later today. C is great

C I know you don't ever sleep now.  This has me rolling on the floor plus the scetches are outstanding.  You make me want to do it again (draw that is, don't get any strange ideas here!)  Hope to be able to catch this as it developes. Love you sis :)

Jun 29, 2009 09:54 PM #43
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ROTFL!!! Me, get strange ideas? After a comment like that? Haaaaa! BTW, I'm glad you like the sketches. I've been up all night drawing more between serial commenting. I have to pace myself with releasing these things at a leisurely pace (LOL). I may be here all week by the time all the pages are done. ;-)

Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM #44
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Roland Woodworth
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Looks like C is at it again... :)  What will she do next... Will check back tonight and see

Jun 30, 2009 10:34 AM #45
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C Tann-Starr
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Roland, I can't wait to unleash my imagination upon the family (LMAO) I have to pace myself. Can't rush anticipation... ;-)

Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM #46
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C Tann-Starr
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Hello lovely. Got your next page. When I'm done serial commenting we will have another conversation tonight. :-)

Jul 04, 2009 12:13 PM #47
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Michelle Viggiano
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Hey Carolyn, sorry I missed your comment last night.  Left you a message on another thread. Everyone you come into contact with basks in your spirit of generosity. On to your victory dinner tonight.  Cheers to you, Carolyn!

Jul 05, 2009 05:22 AM #48
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John Secor
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Hmmmm, I am speechless.  There's so much going on in this thread I've completely lost track of the original post.  Something about a sexy voice then on to a little S&M girl on girl innuendo, ugly phone callers, art and a few inside jokes thrown in for good measure.  I need a GPS, I'm lost in here!

Jul 09, 2009 04:18 AM #49
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Michelle Viggiano
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Hi John, I am sure that Carolyn would be happy to take you under her wing and give you a compass.  Now, as for me, I just wanted to post about that frustrating caller who had me chasing the call, more than once and then be told off in a unique and bizarre way. I can only hope you experience the pain and pleasure of such a caller...oh, and in case you are wondering, it won't be me.

Jul 09, 2009 05:09 AM #50
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C Tann-Starr
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LOL @ John. They don't call us Club Chaos for nothing (ROTFLMAO). ;-)

 

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