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~ It's All TLW's Fault ~ The Frighteningly Wicked Influence Of That Avatar She Sports

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I had to retrace my steps as to why I crossed slightly unfamiliar territory within a business context this morning. Mondays and Saturday mornings are the two busiest phone days in my office. While on one line, a call came through and as it reached voice mail they hung up. So I called them back via caller ID within two minutes,and left a message. Hopefully, I wish they will call back. Be careful what you wish for.

About an hour later, the phone rings again, and while picking up between the first and second ring, the caller hangs up.  It is the same number where I left the message, wishing.  I call back with no agenda in mind, except to be of service. Well...This woman with a rather captivating foreign accent that I can not place, starts to tell me why she doesn't leave messages and it wastes her time, and some companies, on and on. I explained, almost sheepishly, that I was on the other line and was happy to have the opportunity to call her back. 

She goes back to the same story about some companies, this and that. As she gets angrier and angrier her voice gets a little deeper and her breathing gets a little louder and her captivating accent becomes a little intoxicating.  I am a straight woman, but I know sexy when I see or hear sexy. So I just tell her firmly that if she doesn't want to leave a message, don't, but...then she yells ~  F*** You ~ ever so breathlessly.

I was at a loss for words, but somehow quickly stated "You are missing a golden opportunity, you would make a dynamite dominatrix" and she hung up. Another one who missed her calling, not living up to her potential.

Why would I say such a thing to someone  I ask you?  Especially in the morning hours? Because I saw that damn avatar due to a group email this morning and went to the post by TLW. And that ever present avatar. There is no other explanation, I assure you...

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C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

ROTFLMAO @ Michelle's neighbor. OMG - that is flipping high-lar-i-ous!!! Trying to get a date? Haaaaaaaa! I'm 44, straight, married with minions living across the damn country. WTF??? Tell her I don't swing that way (LMAO). Oh my word... I know I was dancing on the line but damn (ROTFL). I am crying over here... Too funny! Wait until Mikey hears about this. OMG - my Granny reads my blog. My whole family is gonna know before sundown. Wonder if my sister Michelle will eventually show up. She registered for AR a long time ago. Made one comment about the kids and never spoke again. Think we can get her speaking??? Oooooo... This could get interesting. She knows everything about me. I mean EVERYTHING (LOL).

Marney, this is so much fun... I like my quirky personality but it appears I have to be careful with the swanky 75 year old next door. We need to tread lightly. Gotta respect my elders. ;-)

TLW, thank you Mama. You are the Queen of Originality and I have to live up to the motto of always being original and true. You taught your bay-bays well. BTW, I'm playing with a cool thought about you and that whip. We have to talk later on. I'll call you when I am done running back and forth... I think we should whip up a nice illustration with BB. After all, you are our inspiration. ;-)

Thank you, Rebecca! :-)

Michelle, you need to send me a picture of your neighber. Seriously. She definitely belongs in our book (ROTFLMAO). After a crack like that I am sooooo gonna illustrate this chicka. Her I want to meet! Tell her I said so! She can call me! Anytime, but not for a date. I only date the hubby and the wee people. Haaaaaaa! I like your neighbor. She's funny. Maybe I can get the two of you to pose for me... Hmm... Now there's a thought we need to explore down the rabbit hole... (LOL) ;-)

Evidently, the pages of this project have just grown by a few more conversations.

Time to get back to the cartoons in my head and play the flaky artist. Now, where were we... oh yeah: I was oogling your eyes and saying I wanted more photographs (LMAO). I have a fantasy portrait to create, damn it! We must keep our readers guessing what road our portfolio is going to go down. It can go just about anywhere because I'm that kinda gal (LOL). 

I can't wait to upload page four, but we may have to move the order of a few pages around so we can add your neighbor. Make sure you tell her I want her... (Heheheeee)

Yes. It's true. I am sooooo easily amused (ROTFLMAO).

 

 

 

 

 

Jun 29, 2009 08:54 AM
Michelle Viggiano
Four Winds Healthy Home Carpet & Air Duct Cleaning - Scottsdale, AZ
healthyhomeaz

Carolyn - No silly, she didn't mean with you, she meant me with the web at large!!  

Jun 29, 2009 09:08 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Haaaaaaaa! Oh the things I could do with that thought, but I digress... Still playing with my crayons and doodling with my pencil. We have to get page three uploaded, my dear. Which one to choose? I don't know. I have six sitting on the floor and I am soooo into posting my original page four (LOL).

BTW, Michelle, where's my new picture? I have plans for that picture... Wouldn't you like to know? :-D

Jun 29, 2009 12:02 PM
Michelle Viggiano
Four Winds Healthy Home Carpet & Air Duct Cleaning - Scottsdale, AZ
healthyhomeaz

Hey Terri, love that last blog of yours. Very much. I know, can you believe the free floweriness's of some people who call. At least your callers didn't have you turning cartwheels and folliwing a tormented trail. I would just rather have someone be rude,hang up and it's over. She played me.

Jun 29, 2009 02:45 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Terry that whomps. Know what I also hate? When they hang up but don't really hang up and your voice mail is full of elevator music from being on hold for hours (LOL). They screwed up my cell phone several times with this. People could not leave messages and e-mailed me like crazy.

Jun 29, 2009 02:48 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Michelle, in a strange way I'm happy that she did. I'm certainly having lots of fun with it (LOL). My e-mail has been very interesting. Phone tag has been fun too. I will probably be posting number three shortly... ;-)

Jun 29, 2009 02:52 PM
Michelle Viggiano
Four Winds Healthy Home Carpet & Air Duct Cleaning - Scottsdale, AZ
healthyhomeaz

Carolyn, do you know Terry, she has a wicked sense of humor she weaves through her blogs and comments and has a heart of gold. I am proud to consider her a friend and someone who always speaks her mind again and again.  She lives in Melbourne, near where your were talking about.  Those Florida people apparently have a lot going on for them.

Jun 29, 2009 02:53 PM
Roland Woodworth
Benchmark Realty - Clarksville, TN
Benchmark Realty

Did someone forget to send a invitation to the par-tay ?

The Big Boss - Photo by Roland Woodworth

Jun 29, 2009 04:34 PM
Roland Woodworth
Benchmark Realty - Clarksville, TN
Benchmark Realty

Carolyn: I'm so gonna go look for you on facebook.. back up plan for future Rain Jackings... :)

Jun 29, 2009 04:36 PM
Roland Woodworth
Benchmark Realty - Clarksville, TN
Benchmark Realty

Oh.. Sorry Michelle...

Hello there.. Hope you are doing well.  We're here for the Par-tay

Big Boss - photo by Roland Woodworth

Jun 29, 2009 04:49 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

LOL @ Roland. As soon as I log into Facebook I get a handful of chats within minutes. I have to announce I am there for Sorority and Mafia Wars (LOL). The Yoville crew is always fun. I love Farm Town. Nothing like writing on other people's walls and a few DMs to get ya' going at midnight (LOL). BTW, love your wee fellow. Nice eye candy! You know how I like my eye candy... (LOL) That remind me, I owe Michelle another sketch... Hmm... time to get busy for our next conversation, lovely. :-)

Michelle, would you be so kind as to give me a third party introduction? Maybe she'd like to join us at Club Chaos if she isn't there? I will go take a peek and send her an invite if we need to. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine. :-)

Jun 29, 2009 05:38 PM
Paddy (Patricia) Pizappi
Better Homes and Gardens Rand Realty - Pine Bush, NY
Real Estate Associate Broker Hudson Valley NY

Michelle this is too funny.  Sorry I hit update befroe I was done.  I will try to check back later today. C is great

C I know you don't ever sleep now.  This has me rolling on the floor plus the scetches are outstanding.  You make me want to do it again (draw that is, don't get any strange ideas here!)  Hope to be able to catch this as it developes. Love you sis :)

Jun 29, 2009 09:54 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

ROTFL!!! Me, get strange ideas? After a comment like that? Haaaaa! BTW, I'm glad you like the sketches. I've been up all night drawing more between serial commenting. I have to pace myself with releasing these things at a leisurely pace (LOL). I may be here all week by the time all the pages are done. ;-)

Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM
Roland Woodworth
Benchmark Realty - Clarksville, TN
Benchmark Realty

Looks like C is at it again... :)  What will she do next... Will check back tonight and see

Jun 30, 2009 10:34 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Roland, I can't wait to unleash my imagination upon the family (LMAO) I have to pace myself. Can't rush anticipation... ;-)

Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Hello lovely. Got your next page. When I'm done serial commenting we will have another conversation tonight. :-)

Jul 04, 2009 12:13 PM
Michelle Viggiano
Four Winds Healthy Home Carpet & Air Duct Cleaning - Scottsdale, AZ
healthyhomeaz

Hey Carolyn, sorry I missed your comment last night.  Left you a message on another thread. Everyone you come into contact with basks in your spirit of generosity. On to your victory dinner tonight.  Cheers to you, Carolyn!

Jul 05, 2009 05:22 AM
John Secor
EXIT Real Estate Results - Winter Springs, FL

Hmmmm, I am speechless.  There's so much going on in this thread I've completely lost track of the original post.  Something about a sexy voice then on to a little S&M girl on girl innuendo, ugly phone callers, art and a few inside jokes thrown in for good measure.  I need a GPS, I'm lost in here!

Jul 09, 2009 04:18 AM
Michelle Viggiano
Four Winds Healthy Home Carpet & Air Duct Cleaning - Scottsdale, AZ
healthyhomeaz

Hi John, I am sure that Carolyn would be happy to take you under her wing and give you a compass.  Now, as for me, I just wanted to post about that frustrating caller who had me chasing the call, more than once and then be told off in a unique and bizarre way. I can only hope you experience the pain and pleasure of such a caller...oh, and in case you are wondering, it won't be me.

Jul 09, 2009 05:09 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

LOL @ John. They don't call us Club Chaos for nothing (ROTFLMAO). ;-)

 

Jul 15, 2009 02:24 AM