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JUST FOR FUN!!

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Real Estate Agent with Austin Texas Homes

 

Did you know? Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his GUN.

 

How many Realtors does it take to sell a Gnome?  

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A three legged dog in the old west walks into a salloon filled with cowboys. He hops up on the bar and announces.

"I am looking for the man who shot my Paw!"

 

THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

 

 

 

Comments (6)

Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy there Alan

All three of them, sure were a hoot to read. But I liked the puppy dog one the best.

Sure am glad to see ya back to posten more often.

God Bless America

Jun 29, 2009 01:58 PM
Alan Kirkpatrick
Austin Texas Homes - Round Rock, TX
Alan in Austin

Dale:

hey thanks. Glad you got a laugh. Have a super week.

Jun 29, 2009 02:26 PM
Carl Winters
Canyon Lake, TX

I think I read awhile back that you came to float the Guadalupe, was it fun?

Jun 30, 2009 12:39 PM
Alan Kirkpatrick
Austin Texas Homes - Round Rock, TX
Alan in Austin

Carl and Ceil:

We had a great time. Such fun. We hope to do it a time or two more before summer ends. I love eating at the gris mill too.

Jun 30, 2009 12:53 PM
Ricki Eichler McCallum
CastNet Realty - Corpus Christi, TX
Broker,GRI,ABR, e-Pro, TAHS

I love the puppy dawg one too!

Jun 30, 2009 01:35 PM
Alan Kirkpatrick
Austin Texas Homes - Round Rock, TX
Alan in Austin

Hey Ricki:

I kind of like the gnome joke because I made it up. But the dog one is funny too. In fact it reminds me that I got this dog with No legs...I take him out for drag everyday.

 

 

 

Jun 30, 2009 02:10 PM