... and that's when the fight began.

Another in my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community.

Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client)

Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit...
and memory is the second thing to go... I don't remember what the first thing is).

And they need to be funny... so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny..

Here we go:

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed
and yelled at the man 'Holy crap...that must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed;
scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground,
ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'Wait a minute... I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT BEGAN!

rimshot?

I know you're out there... I can hear you breathing!

ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate
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Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com