I've tried funny....blogs about my expanding butt, blogs about changing my name to something rude-ish sounding, blogs about why I enjoy getting to choose my clients.
I've tried analytical .... blogs about absorption rate and strategic ways that info can help buyers and sellers; blogs about what you need to have a successful short sale;
I haven't tried an "I'm new here" blog, because by the time I figured out, reading AR stuff, that this would most likely generate "star love", I wasn't "new" so much as "new-ER", and my guilt complex kicked in and I figured it would be a total sham to post one....so I missed that opportunity.
And frankly? I'm out of ideas.
And that makes me sad.
Very, very sad.
My dying wish is to get a star here on AR, but it doesn't look like it's ever going to happen. Not in my lifetime, anyway.
Not that I'm dying, mind you. Not that I know of anyway.
But I COULD. I mean, isn't Florida like the lightning capital of the world? People are croaking here all the time.
Or I could get hit by a bus. Or attacked by a rabid armadillo.
And then my children would have to bear the shame of having a star-less mother on AR.
And then how will you people feel?
Seriously. Think about it. Think long and hard about what your lack of clicking on the flaggy thing has wrought on my children. And my husband. My dog is darn sensitive, too.
Is this a shameless attempt at star-snatching?
You'd better believe it. Because I love my children, and my husband, and my Yorkie-Poo Snickers THAT MUCH that I will reduce myself to such humiliation.
But I know it's not going to work.
Not in a million, gazillion years.
And that makes me sad. Very, very sad. For my husband. And my children. And my little dog too.
And also, it makes me very sad for America.
Yes it does.
Coleen DeGroff, MBA
Your Gainesville, Florida REALTOR
Gator Nation Relocation - Specializing in drama-free realty for the hassle-averse
Coldwell Banker M. M. Parrish, Realtors