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Real Estate Agent with Fulmer Realty- Floresville, LaVernia, San Antonio

Terms commonly used by Realtors and there TRUE Meaning.
Spacious - average
Charming - small
Comfortable - very small
Cozy - very, very small
Low maintenance - no lawn
Walk to stores - nowhere to park your car
Prestigious - expensive
Bright and sunny - blinds not included
Modern - 20 to 30 years old
Contemporary - at least 15 years old
Sprawling ranch - unusual floor plan
Natural setting - forget about planting, the deer will eat everything
Secluded setting - in the middle of nowhere
Park-like setting - a tree on the block
Unaffected charm - fixer upper
Starter home - run down
Hurry! Won't last - about to collapse
And much, much more - nothing else comes to mind

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Cindy Cranston

Specializing in San Antonio, La Vernia, Floresville and surrounding areas.

RE/MAX Vista -Real Esate Agent

Email CindyCranston@remax.net Cell 210-373-8634

Website www.GoSeeCindy.com

 

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Total Edge Team

Cindy Cranston

Representing Home Buyers, and Sellers.

Specializing in San Antonio, La Vernia, Floresville real estate.

Keller Williams Heritage -  Agent

 Cindy's Cell 210-373-8634

Email TotalEdgeTeam@gmail.com

Website www.TotaledgeTeam.com

"Total Edge Team, Your Key To A Competitive Edge When Buying Or Selling Real Estate!"

 

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Cindy Cranston and Faye Taylor are the Total Edge Team Realtors® with Keller Williams Realty Heritage living and doing business in the South Texas, San Antonio, Floresville and La Vernia, Texas market. They represents both homeowners and home buyers in these market areas.They specialize in military family and distressed properties. They enjoy the great rewards gained by helping our military heroes and their families buy or sell their home, and assisting distressed homeowners to sell their home and avoid foreclosure.

Cindy has been involved with the  United States military her entire life; First as a proud military brat while her father served, then as a Medical Technician in the Air Force, and for the past 14 years as a military wife to her career military husband.

Cindy~ 'Having been around the military my whole life gives me a unique perspective on the challenges that face a military family. I am uniquely qualified to understand this situation from all angles, and enjoy helping relieve some of the burdens caused by your military PCS.'

Faye has earned a Certified Distressed Property Expert (CDPE) designation from the National Association of Realtors®. The CDPE designation makes her uniquely qualified to assist homeowners who risk losing their homes. She works diligently with loan mitigation, asset managers and the homeowner to find an alternative to foreclosure.

Faye~ 'Working with homeowners and families to help them avoid a bank foreclosure is truly rewarding. The prospect of foreclosure can be financially and emotionally devastating, it's important to understand your options. CDPE has equipped me to help homeowners navigate this process and guide them to their best course of action.'

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