Okay, so I'm going back to Monday for the Top 10...Tuesday just doesn't feel right!
Today's Top 10 was written with the help of my special "guest blogger" Thea Anderson, also with AgentOwned Realty of Park Circle ;-)
Top 10 Most Interesting Showing Instructions
1. No matter what the bird says, don't let him out of the cage!
2. Please call an hour ahead of arrival so seller can take meds.
3. If dog is foaming at the mouth, please give a treat, located on kitchen counter...
4. Seller requests no showings between hours of 12-3pm; exceptions may be made if soap operas do not air due to a holiday.
5. Please do not come within 3 feet of Marilyn Monroe shrine.
6. Jiggle key twice in top lock, while kicking the bottom of the door and turning doorknob to the left 3 times...if that fails, the kitchen window is unlocked.
7. Do not touch 5000 piece puzzle on dining room table - family competition for home sale proceeds at stake.
8. All showing requests must be accompanied by a preapproval letter, 2 months of bank statements, and employment verification.
9. Please remove shoes, attach plastic bags around feet with rubber bands, put on face masks, and use antibacterial hand wipes before touring home...all required items are on table near front door.
10. Seller in process of exorcising home; please pick up keys and complimentary rosary beads at listing office.
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