Top 10 Signs You're Not Going to Close Any Time Soon

1.    Chief Hiawatha called...he wants his land back.

2.    Your buyers, set to close on a 2 bedroom 1 bath condo, just found out they are having triplets.

3.    The home inspection came in and it has more pages than "War & Peace".

4.    Aunt Mildred has been reconsidering giving your buyer that down payment gift ever since he ran over Fifi's tail backing out of her driveway.

5.    The buyer's agent faxed over an addendum requesting that your sellers remove their pet graveyard prior to closing.

6.    That huge 2 car garage your buyers fell in love with is now a 1 car garage...guess there wasn't really a transferrable termite bond after all.

7.    The lender just realized he accidentally typed in the wrong social security number when pulling credit for your buyer, John Smith.

8.    During the final walk-thru, you and your buyers discover a hidden entranceway to a ____________ (use your imagination and fill in the blank!)

9.    The oceanfront home your buyers have under contract is now under water.

10. You just found out that the co-op agent used to date the closing attorney...they swore they would never talk again.