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Medical Humor

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .  'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining..  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.  However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'  After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, Wedding Cake.

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Matt

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Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Matt:  Very funny.  And just think... all this pain, and the kind folks in California want to spare the gay and lesbian community from all this agony.  How thoughtful of them... doncha think ?

Jul 23, 2009 12:23 PM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Matt, very funny! Only it should have been the WIFE that said that.

Karen! :X

Jul 23, 2009 12:41 PM
Monique Combs
Royal Shell Real Estate - Cape Coral, FL
Royal Shell Real Estate - Monique Combs

LOL! I like Andrea's response...

Jul 23, 2009 01:16 PM
Muffy collins
Bridgeport, CT

ha ha! that was pretty good!

Jul 23, 2009 01:54 PM
Konnie Mac McCarthy
MacNificent Properties, LLC - Cobb Island, MD
Broker/Owner - VA & MD "Time To Get A Move On!"

Yeah... Ireally do  think you are out numbered here... Matt...

Jul 23, 2009 03:02 PM
Aaron Poling
Long & Foster - Martinsburg, WV
Working to get YOU the BEST Deal!

Thanks I needed a chuckle

Jul 23, 2009 03:25 PM
Angelia Garcia
Pure Realtors - Dallas, TX

My wedding cake was delicious.  I still can taste it.  But the joke is correct.  Just ask my husband.  Everytime he complains about me, I shoot right back saying "next time you won't rush into marriage".  Can you really know someone after 8 months?

Jul 23, 2009 03:25 PM
Rita Minion
O'Brien Realty - Solomons, MD

Hello Matt,

Thanks for the laugh!  It was a good one! 

Rita

 

Jul 23, 2009 04:25 PM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

Good story.  Unfortunately, I can't share this with my wife.  I don't think she'll appreciate the humor.  Thanks for sharing.

Jul 24, 2009 01:46 AM
Matt Liistro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Bridgeport, AL
Your Credit Repair Expert

Karen, Melissa, Ally, and Andrea: Glad I could make you laugh!

Monique: Me too

Kate: Thanks!

Konnie: I think so too!

Aaron: Your welcome! LOL

Angelia: This is true!

Rita: No problem

Gabe and Tom: Think that may be a smart choice! Haha

Jul 24, 2009 03:15 AM
William James Walton Sr.
WEICHERT, REALTORS® - Briotti Group - Waterbury, CT
Greater Waterbury Real Estate

Karen -Seriously??? That's a hoot.

Matt - Indeed....wedding cake is the ultimate source of migraines, high blood pressure, and a host of other ailments that afflict the male body...it can even turn us into limp noodles....

Jul 24, 2009 05:53 PM