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You Just Can't Find Good Help These Days

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

Blind and TurkeyThey say you just can't find good help these days. For example, take this account---

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!" The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house. Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: "I told him I was blind and I got a free beer!" The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down, and the bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!" The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?" The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

Have a good week!!!

Comments (21)

Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Very, very cute, Gary!  And certainly a fun way to end the weekend---thank you!

Jul 26, 2009 03:18 PM
Pat Argo
Keller Williams Realty of Brevard - Titusville, FL
CRS

     Always enjoy a good chuckle, Gary, and your humor! :-)

Jul 26, 2009 03:33 PM
Russ Ravary ~ Metro Detroit Realtor call (248) 310-6239
Real Estate One - Commerce, MI
Michigan homes for sale ~ yesmyrealtor@gmail.com

That is too funny....I'll bet you thought of that in honor of the taco bell dog dying this week.

Jul 26, 2009 03:34 PM
April Solomon
Keller Williams Professionals - Swannanoa, NC
Broker/Realtor/GRI

Very cute..I enjoyed your chuckle of the day.

Jul 26, 2009 03:38 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Gary...

It's always about being ready for anything that comes your way! lol

Jul 26, 2009 03:38 PM
Gaylen Thornton
Desert Heritage Real Estate - Surprise, AZ

There is always time for great humor, thanks for sharing the laugh.

Jul 26, 2009 03:51 PM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

ToulaRosebrock,com

Hi Gary:

Good one!

Thanks for the laugh this morning...

Jul 26, 2009 11:29 PM
The Somers Team
The Somers Team at KW Philadelphia - Philadelphia, PA
Delivering Real Estate Happiness

Gary - Thank you for a good monday morning chuckle to start the week !

Jul 27, 2009 12:20 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Gary - no that was some quick thinking on the part of the guy with the chihuahua!

Jul 27, 2009 12:59 AM
Irene Tron
Valparaiso, IN

Now that's what you call fast thinking on your feet!  Thanks for the laugh on a Monday morning.

Jul 27, 2009 02:15 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
Gary...it is a stressful day...thanks for the chuckle. I need a few more.
Jul 27, 2009 03:03 AM
Sandy Shores FL RealtorĀ®, Melbourne Real Estate
M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Hi Gary, I love it, too funny!  Nothing better than a great laugh!

Jul 27, 2009 03:34 AM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

I like the funny side of Gary!  Thanks for the laugh today!

Jul 27, 2009 04:21 AM
Dave Murray
DMTX Realty, Coldwell Banker United, Realtors - Austin, TX

Two great jokes for the price of one! The picture made me laugh out loud before I even got to the chihuahuas! Your blog came highly reccommended...I can see why...    Julie

Jul 27, 2009 05:18 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Gary,

Thanks for a good chuckle on Monday! Your picture is hysterical! Have a great week Gary.

Jul 27, 2009 09:34 AM
Ann Dail
Baton Rouge Area Homes, Louisiana, USA, 225-761-0551 - Baton Rouge, LA
Broker/Realtor,CRS, ePRO, SRS, B.A.Chem

Needed that laugh today.  How are you surviving the heat in Big D?

Jul 27, 2009 09:58 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

This is too cute. Love a clean joke with a dog in it. Is it still pc to send blind jokes? I just never know about these things.

;)

 

Jul 27, 2009 11:28 AM
Mike Frazier
Carousel Realty of Dyer County - Dyersburg, TN
Northwest Tennessee Realtor

Gary, that is just too cute. The soul needs laughter and thanks for providing that today:)

Jul 28, 2009 02:56 AM
Carol Culkin
Diamond Partners Inc - Overland Park, KS
Overland Park Residential Real Estate

Gary - The man should have gotten TWO beers for being that clever.

Jul 28, 2009 04:08 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Hi Gary, funny joke! Nice comeback answer, but did it get him a free beer?

Jul 28, 2009 01:50 PM