You Just Can't Find Good Help These Days

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

Blind and TurkeyThey say you just can't find good help these days. For example, take this account---

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!" The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house. Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: "I told him I was blind and I got a free beer!" The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down, and the bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!" The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?" The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

Have a good week!!!

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Laura Cerrano
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Very, very cute, Gary!  And certainly a fun way to end the weekend---thank you!

Jul 26, 2009 03:18 PM #2
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Pat Argo
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     Always enjoy a good chuckle, Gary, and your humor! :-)

Jul 26, 2009 03:33 PM #3
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That is too funny....I'll bet you thought of that in honor of the taco bell dog dying this week.

Jul 26, 2009 03:34 PM #4
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April Solomon
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Very cute..I enjoyed your chuckle of the day.

Jul 26, 2009 03:38 PM #5
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Richard Weisser
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Gary...

It's always about being ready for anything that comes your way! lol

Jul 26, 2009 03:38 PM #6
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Gaylen Thornton
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There is always time for great humor, thanks for sharing the laugh.

Jul 26, 2009 03:51 PM #7
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Toula Rosebrock
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Hi Gary:

Good one!

Thanks for the laugh this morning...

Jul 26, 2009 11:29 PM #8
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Gary - Thank you for a good monday morning chuckle to start the week !

Jul 27, 2009 12:20 AM #9
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Mike Saunders
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Gary - no that was some quick thinking on the part of the guy with the chihuahua!

Jul 27, 2009 12:59 AM #10
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Irene Tron
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Now that's what you call fast thinking on your feet!  Thanks for the laugh on a Monday morning.

Jul 27, 2009 02:15 AM #11
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William Feela
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Gary...it is a stressful day...thanks for the chuckle. I need a few more.
Jul 27, 2009 03:03 AM #12
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Hi Gary, I love it, too funny!  Nothing better than a great laugh!

Jul 27, 2009 03:34 AM #13
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Sharon Tara
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I like the funny side of Gary!  Thanks for the laugh today!

Jul 27, 2009 04:21 AM #14
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Dave Murray
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Two great jokes for the price of one! The picture made me laugh out loud before I even got to the chihuahuas! Your blog came highly reccommended...I can see why...    Julie

Jul 27, 2009 05:18 AM #15
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Hi Gary,

Thanks for a good chuckle on Monday! Your picture is hysterical! Have a great week Gary.

Jul 27, 2009 09:34 AM #16
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Ann Dail
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Needed that laugh today.  How are you surviving the heat in Big D?

Jul 27, 2009 09:58 AM #17
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Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
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This is too cute. Love a clean joke with a dog in it. Is it still pc to send blind jokes? I just never know about these things.

;)

 

Jul 27, 2009 11:28 AM #18
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Gary, that is just too cute. The soul needs laughter and thanks for providing that today:)

Jul 28, 2009 02:56 AM #19
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Carol Culkin
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Gary - The man should have gotten TWO beers for being that clever.

Jul 28, 2009 04:08 AM #20
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Hi Gary, funny joke! Nice comeback answer, but did it get him a free beer?

Jul 28, 2009 01:50 PM #21
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