Thermal Image Of My Wife's Hot Flash

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

This has been blown up so it is a little blurry.

During dinner my wife began having a hot flash.

"Is it a bad one?" I asked.  I wanted a thermal image.

"About middle, maybe more, yeah, kind of hot," she said.

"Don't move!"  I ran for the camera.

The warmer spots are in yellow.  The Max on the left, her hand, is 103.3 degrees Fahrenheit!

Her mouth and neck show yellow spots which are a mere 102.1. Her eyebrows, cheeks, sides of the nose (which look like nostrils but are not nostrils) and throat are cooler, about 101.  She is simply hot all over!

THAT is a hot flash!

She went off her hormones a few months ago.  They were making her sick.

She is in the process of having hormones created from her DNA which are said to be less dangerous and carcinogenic than the cheap bovine, equine, porcine, lupine, or whatever they are making them from, who knows.  But her personal hormones will not be ready until late August.  They don't happen overnight.

I can tell you they aren't cheap because they are created by "holistic medicine."  Insurance, of course, will not cover anything "holistic."  They consider it "experimental."  It really is not.

But her new hormones are in process.  She waits.  In the meantime, maybe I can have more fun with the camera!

So the next time a woman says she is having a hot flash, guess what - she is!

What do you think of my hot wife?

Want to see my arthritic knees?

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


close

This entry hasn't been re-blogged:

Re-Blogged By Re-Blogged At
Topic:
ActiveRain Community
Location:
Virginia Prince William County Bristow
Groups:
Active Rain Block Party
Professional Home Inspectors
The Vent
Tags:
thermal infrared
hot flash

Spam prevention
Show All Comments
Rainmaker
1,810,560
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

OK Monika.  Here is one taken just a moment ago.  The hottest temperature is around her eye, and it is 97.7 degrees Fahrenheit.  Her cheeks are 95.1.

Jul 27, 2009 01:26 PM #12
Ambassador
1,323,660
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Jay, and you lived to post this?  We don't call it "hot flashes" around here.  We call it being "schizothermic":)

Jul 27, 2009 01:44 PM #13
Rainmaker
1,810,560
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Shadow - I'll let her know...  I'm sure she'll love the "schizo" part.

Jul 27, 2009 01:47 PM #14
Rainmaker
695,925
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate

Jay, I'll be sure to call you next time I think I've got a fever!

Jul 27, 2009 02:16 PM #15
Rainmaker
1,810,560
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Brian - You're on, dude.

Jul 27, 2009 02:32 PM #16
Rainmaker
179,791
Jack Gilleland
Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton - Clayton, OH

Jay, the way I see it your lucky this post isn't about your wife standing over you cooling body and posting updates of the amount of time it takes a corpse to cool.

Mrs. Jay,  my wife feels for you, but not yet.  We have that to look forward to.

Jul 27, 2009 03:47 PM #17
Ambassador
580,862
Konnie Mac McCarthy
MacNificent Properties, LLC - Cobb Island, MD
Broker/Owner - VA & MD "Time To Get A Move On!"

did this go over like taking a video of her having birth.. :) she must be a good sport

Jul 27, 2009 04:21 PM #18
Rainmaker
342,704
Elizabeth Bolton
RE/MAX Destiny Real Estate Cambridge, MA - Cambridge, MA
Cambridge MA Realtor

Yes - I want to see the knees! I was hoping they'd be in the comments.

Liz

Jul 27, 2009 04:29 PM #19
Rainmaker
655,832
Bob & Carolin Benjamin
Benjamin Realty LLC - Gold Canyon, AZ
East Phoenix Arizona Homes

All i can say is that if your wife sees this post - well your camera might end up in pieces -- just saying ... many wife's would not be happy with their hubby showing this to the world. All the best.

Jul 27, 2009 04:35 PM #20
Rainmaker
1,810,560
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Jack - she has followed every comment with interest.  My body is always cool anyway, I am a real cool guy.

Konnie - photos, but no video!

Elizabeth - it is hard to focus and take pictures upside down.  But I will try!

Bob and Carolin - we have both had a lot of fun with this post!  That camera makes too much money to be vulnerable...

Jul 27, 2009 09:13 PM #21
Rainmaker
172,914
Cynthia Bartch
Home Stager/Property Stylist & more! Granville, Ohio - Granville, OH
Redesigned Spaces; All Round Nice Gal

Morning Jay, I absolutely loved this fun & informative post! First of I'm glad your wife doesn't want to take those synthetic hormones w/ pregnant horse urine not mention all the other synthetic crapola in them.

Secondly what kind of camera is it that you used to capture this glowing photo of your lovely wife?

Jul 27, 2009 10:33 PM #22
Rainer
32,838
Tim Cahill
RE/MAX Results - Arlington, MA
MBA, EcoBroker

I love it!  What a great new use of technology!  LOL

I wonder if it would also help to tell if a person is lying - some people blush when they lie, so maybe there's a temperature spike at the same time?  Just a thought....

Jul 28, 2009 04:42 AM #23
Rainmaker
1,810,560
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Cynthia - the synthetics really are bad, you are right!  As to the camera, I use the SPI camera, purchased in 2005.

Tim - thanks, and don't know!  Would be interesting to find out.  You available as my guinea pig?

Jul 28, 2009 09:17 AM #24
Rainmaker
174,893
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

You ain't goin' home tonight buddy. it's one thing to test your gadgets on your dear wife, another to broadcast the results. Either you are sleeping in the garage tonight or you have an angel for a wife.

PS those cheap hormones are made from squirrel. That is why they made her so sick. Smart women not to take them. Kate

 

PPS You need to post a lovely picture of your wife, apologize to her and include everything you love about her.

Jul 28, 2009 10:09 AM #25
Rainmaker
1,810,560
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Kate - we both had some fun with this post.  Angel would describe her, well sometimes anyway.  The hormones she was using were supposed to be the best available, but they are still made from someone or something's else's urine.  Not pleasant.  Hopefully the new ones are coming when the doctor says, Aug 13.

Jul 28, 2009 10:42 AM #26
Rainmaker
635,243
Leesa Finley
RED Properties - Wake Forest, NC
RED Properties - Raleigh NC Real Estate

HAHAHA - OMG.  Ok, it is NOT funny that your wife suffers with hot flashes but I am in hysterics that you caught it with a thermal imager ande posted it.  Oh my gosh!  I do wish her tremendous success with her "own" hormones when they are ready.

Jul 28, 2009 10:48 AM #27
Rainmaker
174,893
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

Does not sound like you are sleeping in the garage tonight then. Sounds like it is worth the wait. Leesa is right. This is hysterical that you used your inspection equipment on yr wife.

Jul 28, 2009 10:58 AM #28
Ambassador
1,323,660
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Kate, it reminds me of the time I brought my combustible gas detector under the bed covers:)  Doesn't it make you feel so good about not being married to a home inspector?

Jul 28, 2009 11:01 AM #29
Rainmaker
174,893
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

I am really laughing. OMG

Jul 28, 2009 11:04 AM #30
Rainmaker
1,810,560
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Leesa - I probably have tools you have never heard of, and, frankly, could use on family members.

Kate - who else would I use it on?  Hmmmmm???

Charlie AKA Shadow - that has never occurred to me.  I will have to try that out...

Kate - keep it up, keep it up...

Jul 28, 2009 11:53 AM #31
Show All Comments

What's the reason you're reporting this blog entry?

Are you sure you want to report this blog entry as spam?

Rainmaker
1,810,560

Jay Markanich

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
You may contact me anytime...
*
*
*
*
Spam prevention

Additional Information