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I was invited to play Golf...Poor sap has no idea what he is asking!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I was asked to join an aquaintence for a round of golf.  I love to play, but don't play often and am even worse than that.  This story may give you an idea of my skill...

2 ants were in a sand trap watching as the duffer flailed away at the ball.  One of the ants said...

"Quick, get on top of the ball before he kills us!"

It is still a nice walk though!

Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill...

The problem with muy golf game is that I am standing too close to the ball ... AFTER I hit it!

Jul 30, 2009 02:59 PM
Richard Dolbeare
Inactive - Wailuku, HI
Living the Hawaii Lifestyle

Ah yes, taking up golf was on my list when I retired but quickly became history when I took up real estate instead.  From your description, perhaps it's less frustrating.

Jul 30, 2009 04:00 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Richard...sounds familiar!

Richard....Real Estate is less frustrating for sure!

Jul 30, 2009 04:05 PM
Larry Bettag
Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001 - Saint Charles, IL
Vice-President of National Production

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....funny.....very good stuff.

Jul 30, 2009 04:08 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Sounds like my game!!!

Jul 31, 2009 12:30 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Larry..funny but true

Laura...I am glad I am not alone!

Jul 31, 2009 01:10 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

I stick to putt putt for the same reason! A bad day walking the golf course is better than a good day driving a desk! LOL

Betina

Jul 31, 2009 01:14 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill, never tried it and don't have nay desire to either.  Just never understood the allure.

Jul 31, 2009 01:42 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

I rarely if ever play golf, usually because the people who invite me wait a long time before making that mistake again.

Jul 31, 2009 08:15 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

I had someone want me to go shoot a round of golf...I asked him what kind of gun do we use!

Aug 01, 2009 10:44 AM