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Nope...I am not getting married again!

By William Feela

Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

July 31, 2009 12:02 PM

I was talking with a friend the other day. He was going through a nasty divorce. No kids involved. (thank goodness). He asked me if I knew why a divorce costs so much...

"Yea, cause they are worth it", I replied. we both chuckled. This is his 3 rd time around. His first was just a mistake by two young people. His 2nd she run off with another man. This time...is wife ran off with another woman.

I told him "that's when you know you are a terrrible partner." LOL

Then he said, "You know Bill, I love the company of women, but I won't get married. Next time I am just going to find a women that I hate and just give her the house, the car and the money in the bank!"

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Candice A. Donofrio

Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ

928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

OUCH!!! HAHAHA good response to the divorce question!

Your friend may be smarter to outsource for what he needs and leave marriage out of it . . . HAHAHA!

And I love the tag! ;0

Jul 31, 2009 12:07 PM

Don Rogers

Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO

Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

I guess it is always good to know that you are a good partner.

Jul 31, 2009 12:25 PM

Bill Ladewig

LoanOfficerSchool.com - Escondido, CA

Experience Is Your Advantage

Funny.. I will send this to my new bride to be

Jul 31, 2009 12:55 PM

Lise Howe

Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC

Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

Very funny! Sorry for your friend. Don't think he has many more variations to make a mistake if he goes for a 4th time....

Jul 31, 2009 01:07 PM

Laura Giannotta

Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ

Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Your not kidding...OUCH!~

Jul 31, 2009 01:47 PM

Richard Weisser

Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA

Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Hey...

I had a friend that asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday ...

She said "a divorce."

He said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much!"

Jul 31, 2009 02:39 PM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Candice...I like the outsorce idea!

Don...what a way to lose.

Bill...You are a brave man! Good Luck.

Jul 31, 2009 05:06 PM

Lise...I tink he is staying single!

Laura...and this is a true story!

Richard...good comeback. I ahve heard of divorce papers in B'day card, anniversary and Christmas cards.

Jul 31, 2009 05:08 PM

JL Boney, III

Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC

Columbia, SC Real Estate

I guess his plan would speed things up a bit and there would be no need to pay a lawyer, so he may actually save some money.

Aug 01, 2009 04:36 AM

JL... I beleve he would be way ahead!

Aug 01, 2009 06:00 AM

Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team

Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC

Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

It's good he still has those things to give her after two divorces....

Aug 01, 2009 07:21 AM

Betina Foreman

WJK Realty - Austin, TX

Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

I think Richard's joke is a good one too. Thanks for the giggle!

Aug 01, 2009 09:18 AM

Cheryl...I have one friend that said he paid for his house 4 times!

Betina...I thought that was good also.

Aug 01, 2009 09:24 AM

Randi Brammer

Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN

Accountant & Tax Preparer

Once isenough if you ask me...especially for a spouse like #3

Aug 01, 2009 09:33 AM

Vern Eaton

Askov, MN

Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill, I think you know where I stand. Love the pic. Anyone we know!?

Aug 01, 2009 10:45 AM

Nope...I am not getting married again!

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