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Actual Comments Made on Students' Report Cards

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Bob Boog Realty

Supposedly, these are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the
New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded :(

1.Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to
dig.

2.I would not allow this student to breed.

3.Your child has delusions of adequacy.
 
4.Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5.Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. This student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together.

7.This child has been working with glue too much.

8.When your daughter's IQ reaches 50,she should sell.

9.The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10.If this student were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11.It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12.The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

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Donna Harris
Donna Homes, powered by JPAR - TexasRealEstateMediationServices.com - Austin, TX
Realtor,Mediator,Ombudsman,Property Tax Arbitrator

I've gotten that email several times and it's always funny!

Aug 04, 2009 11:08 AM
Bill Ladewig
LoanOfficerSchool.com - Escondido, CA
Experience Is Your Advantage

Hey Robert... being totally incorrect politically I think they may be appropriate in many cases and at the very least they are very funny.

Aug 04, 2009 11:11 AM
Lois Davies
Century 21 Birchwood Realty, Inc. - Cape Coral, FL
Cape Coral & SW Florida

This is a joke right?  I can't believe a teacher would write any of these comments on a childs report card; but it is funny.  I really liked #8

Aug 04, 2009 11:21 AM
Amanda Christiansen
Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843 - Fort Wayne, IN
Christiansen Group Realty

Wow!  I hope that's a joke!  Even though it's very funny....

Aug 04, 2009 11:28 AM
Robert Boog
Bob Boog Realty - Santa Clarita, CA

Hey Donna, Bill, Lois and J&A -- yeah, I'm pretty sure it's just a joke... most parents and kids would rightfully scream bloody murder and/or be devastated to read such remarks..

hmm, maybe they were actually performance reviews written by a real estate broker??

Aug 04, 2009 11:34 AM
Gary Coles (Coaching)
Venture Realty International - Las Vegas, NV
Latin America Real Estate

Robert,

With the state of today's world, I'm certain that those students went into banking or politics. 

Aug 04, 2009 12:16 PM
Crystal Kilpatrick
Team Leader -Crystal Kilpatrick Group - Austin, TX
CHLMS,CNE, CRS - Austin & Central Texas Home Sales

O My Gosh!  Are you kidding?  These can't be actual comments about kids left on report cards.  That's bad!!

Aug 04, 2009 12:29 PM
Robert Boog
Bob Boog Realty - Santa Clarita, CA

hey Gary and Crystal -- safe to say these folks are all now successful burger-flippers, parking attendants and reality-show celebs!

Aug 04, 2009 12:46 PM
Bob & Carolin Benjamin
Benjamin Realty LLC - Gold Canyon, AZ
East Phoenix Arizona Homes

Why would the reprimand the teachers when they might be telling the truth.

Aug 04, 2009 03:05 PM
Anonymous
Anonymous

Um, maybe the teachers were reprimanded cuz they were carrying weapons of math instruction. ;-)

Aug 05, 2009 04:25 AM
#10
Liz Flint
Century 21 Hardee-Team Realty - Houston, TX
Houston\Tomball Realtor (832)816-8066

Hi Robert, I love these comments.  Needed the laugh this morning.  Thanks!

Jan 10, 2011 02:17 AM
Anonymous
Max Phil

Well, Its never been a great thing to made comments on students report cards in public, I won't remember that I had ever made any comments on students report card though I was a teacher too before joining Global Niche Tech but I didn't embarrass any student of mine during my whole teaching career.

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Barbara Roughers

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Apr 30, 2021 05:26 AM
Landon Mueller

It's never a good idea to publicly comment on a student's report card, and I certainly don't remember ever doing so in my own teaching career redactle before joining Global Niche Tech. However, I never embarrassed any of my kids in any way.

 

Jun 07, 2023 09:30 PM
Beery Lacky
Walmart - Border, AK
activerain is great site.

Too bad I didn't think this was a comment made for a child, it's all so stupid. fnf online

Aug 20, 2023 08:23 PM
Iebegnee Retzidyal
49421 Aufderhar Way Apt. 659 - Bendena, KS

At the moment, schools are using this geometry dash lite. Maybe some restraint should be shown in the language employed. Students will be able to identify problems with their academic performance and know where to go for solutions as a result.

Nov 14, 2023 07:11 PM
Jeffree Star

These comments are inappropriate and backpack battles unprofessional. Teachers should provide constructive feedback that helps students improve their academic performance, not make personal attacks.

Nov 16, 2023 12:19 AM