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Okay, we know Jeremy Blanton and other hardworking RAINER staff members are WORKING on this horrible SPAM ISSUE, but now it is starting to get ridiculous!  I am expecting Zombies to come busting in any moment looking to eat my brain & get a loan modification!  Clearly they have a great hardship and just need a little help with their LOX!

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And now for something completely different......

First, the Bad news....

I received this today!

"Hi everyone. Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us. I am from Comoros and know bad English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "It also has a light sensor that inverts the color making it visible in all light settings." With best wishes ;-), Abira.

 Good news...I got 10 points!  Woooo hoooooo..I showed those horrible foreign Spammers!

Then I got this....

"Sorry. Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. I am from Denmark and now teach English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Next day delivery and free returns on most items." Thanks ;). Pleasance."

Totally sweet...another 10 points! - Oh, and I do not want to be Cary Grant..but thanks anyway Pleasance!

 

My friend SPAMMY here is a little TOOOOO happy...I think he has been "smoking the google juice".

So Bob, Jeremy,Brad & team...what are you actually doing to curb this horrible infestation of spam?

In these very uncertain times we call a "Mortgage & Realestate Crisis", I get SO excited when I think I have another comment...(wait another 5 points or so), or better yet some PORN SITE from Denmark asking me USDA LOAN questions...that I almost jump out of my skin..

And Abira, are you selling Light Sabers or Sex toys?  Wait, I know, it is a flashlight right?

 

If you guys keep this up, I am going to get PISSED OFF and have my Dad kick your ass!!!

Can't we just keep talking Mortgages, and how hard they are to get??  Please?? Oh, and why FHA guidelines dont mean anything!   Oh, and is there any POSITIVE DATA SOMEONE CAN BLOG ABOUT regarding housing?  Come on, there has to be!!!!!

 I did forget that Mortgages are SO EASY A CAVEMAN CAN DO THEM!-

 

 

Sometimes, I dont think these comments are real...and maybe that Jason Sardi is playing a trick on me.

 

 

However, I know they are real, because I get points for them!

I also think Strippers like me for my cologne!-  wait...sorry...exoctic dancers!  I didnt mean to be insensitive!

I am going home now, but I will leave you with the Grand Daddy of them all....

Good morning!. I am from Andorra and learning to write in English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Cash advance loans provide people some extra short term cash in between paychecks without having to lay themselves open to revolving debt." With love 8-), Long.

 

 

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BRILLIANT!!!!  REALLY?  THANK YOU ANDORRA errrrr LONG...  Don't we NEED a paycheck in order to get an advance on it?   And what exactly are you laying open??  Love & kisses -) Short

People, please send me referrals!  I need to eat...and I am sick of spam!    I am only getting one food group right now, and that is not good! 

Remember.................report your concerns!  :)

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-Darin-

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