I had a difficult day today. I am tired and had to go through loads of listings for a buyer reading remarks and more remarks looking for certain characteristics for this buyer. If you have ever gone through lots of listings at a time you will know what I am talking about when I say that they start to run together and some of the remarks are so interesting. Here are just a few:
"Owner Says Sell!" I guess that's why the house is on the market. Agent says price it right and it will sell.
"Roof was Done in 1990" Are you sure you want that in the marketing remarks as a selling point? Really?
"Turnkey and Pristine" Not just pristine!
"Enjoy 2 zone heating and a drainage system" what can one say all this and heaven too!
"Room for expansion and other Possibilities" what other possibilities do you mean?
"Brick Fireplace with a ventilator" Always good to have a ventilator in the house
"Mr and Mrs Clean Live Here" Yes, but will they stay and keep the house clean?
"Tandem Garage for Two Cars" Not four cars?
"Oil tank cleaned" huh?
"Stunning Hardwood Floors" Stunning are you sure you mean stunning?
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