True Story

Home Inspector with Watz Home Inspections
Everybody likes blonde jokes, me too because I'm married to one(blonde not a blonde joke). A while back I was doing a home inspection for a buyer(yes a blonde) and I discovered a gas leak by the water heater. She then proceeded to tell a story about one day her mother had called her at work and was freaking out because she smelled gas. She told her mother not to worry because she would call the gas company for her. She called the gas company and notified them of the gas smell and they asked her for her address and said they send someone right away. The next day when she went to take a shower she had no hot water because she gave the gas company her own address instead of her mothers and since nobody was home and a gas leak had been reported the gas company is required to shut off the gas. And they wonder why they tell blonde jokes.

Comments (15)

Thomas Weiss
Thomas R. Weiss - West Palm Beach, FL
Yeah sounds pretty blonde to me, no offense i like blondes.
Jun 11, 2007 08:53 AM
The Moore Team
Keller Williams Integrity First Realty - Gilbert, AZ
Thanks for sharing, always make you wonder...
Jun 11, 2007 09:00 AM
Roger Stensland
Keller Williams Realty Puget Sound - Maple Valley, WA
Let's Move!
That is pretty funny!  Not being blonde, even though I started life that way, I have never done anything so silly. Ha!
Jun 11, 2007 10:17 AM
Shane Sarae
Honolulu, HI
Thank you very much for sharing, that was hilarious!
Jun 11, 2007 10:41 AM
Vicki Watzlawick
CORE Realty (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team
Wow that beats just about any blonde moment I have ever had..note I said just about. 
Jun 13, 2007 05:57 PM
Jim & Maria Hart
Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC
Charleston, SC Real Estate
You know, this is pretty funny because it actually happened.  At least she realized what happened.  It may have taken her a few minutes, though.
Jun 14, 2007 03:49 AM
Patricia VanWert
Weichert, Realtors Southern Coast - Sunset Beach, NC
That's pretty bad, nut let's be honest, there are a lot of non-blondes out there that are just as bad or worse.
Jun 24, 2007 07:26 AM
Joe Long
Waterstone Mortgage - Madison, WI
Purchase Perfect
The important thing is that nobody got hurt.
Jun 24, 2007 07:33 AM
Provadus Home Loans
Provadus Home Loans - Marietta, GA
Technology bringing you home.
Great joke.  blond jokes are always good.  Unfortunately some are actually true.  Thanks for the laugh.
Jun 24, 2007 07:43 AM
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County
Blondes do have it rough....especially blonde lawyers!
Jun 24, 2007 07:59 AM
Great joke.
Jun 24, 2007 01:00 PM
Nicolette Ceballos, Fountain Valley Now Serving all of California
Bilingual Escrow Officer - Fountain Valley, CA
That is really funny.  Vicki would like this one!
Jun 25, 2007 05:18 AM
Gary J. Rocks
Juba Team Realty - Jefferson Township, NJ


That was great! I can see that happening and all the while she was probably complaining that the gas company was taking to long to get to the property.

Jun 25, 2007 05:47 AM
Vicki Watzlawick
CORE Realty (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team

 Nic I actually had someone ask me if he was writing about me.  I've done some stupid things in my day, but none that I can honestly say would effect my life that drastically.  I would have called the Gas Company and said my senile grandmother called in and goofed up the order!

Gary  Woman..complain??  What are you thinkin?

Jun 26, 2007 03:02 PM
Kim Murphy
Draper and Kramer - Lombard, IL
Mortgage Loans in DuPage, Kane, Cook, Lake, Will C
Good one!  I have to say, its not always the blondes!
Jun 26, 2007 04:07 PM