True Story

Everybody likes blonde jokes, me too because I'm married to one(blonde not a blonde joke). A while back I was doing a home inspection for a buyer(yes a blonde) and I discovered a gas leak by the water heater. She then proceeded to tell a story about one day her mother had called her at work and was freaking out because she smelled gas. She told her mother not to worry because she would call the gas company for her. She called the gas company and notified them of the gas smell and they asked her for her address and said they send someone right away. The next day when she went to take a shower she had no hot water because she gave the gas company her own address instead of her mothers and since nobody was home and a gas leak had been reported the gas company is required to shut off the gas. And they wonder why they tell blonde jokes.