NOTE: This is just a 'funny" joke, I am a serious cat lover and would never, ever reccommend anyone doing this to their animal (or any animal)
Subject: How To Properly Clean Your Commode
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1.. Put both lids of the commode up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up your cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid (you may need to stand on the lid).
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the commode, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the commode rapidly three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and then a rinse'.
6. Yell for someone to open the front door of your home, then be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the commode as far back as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will immediately rocket out of the commode, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will now be sparkling clean!!!
Gerard Ladalardo, CMPS
www.Fmacbanker.com
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