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7 Days of Blonde Jokes - Day 2

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

 

You asked for it you got it - a seven day series of blonde jokes!

Day 2:

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second! blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

:)
Matt

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Sonja Patterson
Keller Williams - BV - College Station, TX
Texas Monthly 5-Star Realtor Recipient for the Hou

That's pretty good...hadn't heard that one before! :)

Sep 04, 2009 02:11 AM
Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

Yeah, that's a new one on me too!  LOL

Sep 04, 2009 02:13 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Matt, I just posted a bunch of blond jokes in my blog, "Laugh out loud Friday: assorted blond jokes"

everyone enjoys a good blond joke!

Sep 04, 2009 02:15 AM
Real Estate Broker Cape Cod Heath Coker Falmouth
https://capegroup.com - Falmouth, MA
Heath Coker

Here's looking at you kid, or me, or you, or, who is that?

Sep 04, 2009 02:18 AM
Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Morning Matt,  Heard this one before - still makes me laugh out loud !  Thanks for ther Friday funny.

Sep 04, 2009 02:19 AM
Heather Chavez
Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID
Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

An oldie, but a goodie, Matt.  I look forward to seeing more.  I like to hear a good blonde joke.  As a blonde, people are always telling them to me.  I don't know if it's because they think I won't get it or because they feel I MUST be told these jokes since my hair matches the subject.  I don't know.

Sep 04, 2009 02:28 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Matt..No silly it was me..Thanks for the laugh..I needed it

Sep 04, 2009 05:01 AM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Matt, I'm sorry you're not doing the most annoying thingy list ...encore, encore

Sep 04, 2009 09:14 AM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Matt, I'm sorry you're not doing the most annoying thingy list ...encore, encore

Sep 04, 2009 09:14 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Retired Real Estate Broker

Matt, it's funny, head it before, and nice to see that there are other slightly skewed people out there too.

Sep 04, 2009 09:54 AM
1~Judi Barrett
Idabel, OK
Call for houses for rent or commercial space!

You are so funny!  I don't know why everyone loves the blonde jokes but we do.

Sep 05, 2009 05:23 AM
Shoshana Shay
St. Pete Realty - Treasure Island, FL

Noooo... LOL  And I like your new (to me) kitty photo!

Sep 05, 2009 02:55 PM
Matt Liistro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Bridgeport, AL
Your Credit Repair Expert

Hello everyone and thanks for the words of praise.  The blonde dabbing white out on the computer screen - that must have been funny.  I think we all like blonde jokes because it gives us a chance to laugh at our dumber side because we all have one!

:)

Sep 06, 2009 01:52 AM
Mike Jones
SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ
Mike Jones NMLS 223495

Matt,

So you're telling me I have "an inner blonde?"  LOL

Mike in Tucson

Sep 07, 2009 03:52 AM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

I don't have an inner blonde, but I'm married to a blonde. Does that count?

Sep 11, 2009 07:43 AM