I am not one for cosmetics but the Reshaping, Nutrition and Personal Care Stuff... that we can do (LOL). I am in Facebook playing Mafia Wars when my gal pal from 6th grade gives me the link to her website. Of course, being a social media addict I have to blog about this (LOL).
Knowing my penchant for being a bit transparent in my writing and sharing all kinds of personal tid bits, she wants to know if I put her website on my blog. Hmm... What a stellar idea. Hadn't done it before but it instantly gave me all sorts of interesting ideas to spoof on regarding my naughty shopping habits because I do so love to play on-line with my brick and mortar friends (LOL).
Wonder where I am going to go with this conversation, eh? Let's find out... You guys want to learn something new about Wordy C (and women in general)? Get comfy. You are about to ease drop on what I am thinking. You can learn a lot about people by what they like to buy. Let's do some virtual window shopping together. Let's also get back to the conversations with the cartoons in my head. They go with me everywhere. Especially the triplets Me, Myself and I (LOL). ;-)
So here I am hanging out at my girlfriend's website shopping on-line trying to figure out what little item of pampering I shall try to get the hubby to pay for today. Women do that you know. We smile and say help make us sexy and if they refuse to pay for our gym membership or Victoria's Secrets we remind them our frumpy fat a$$ is all their fault (LOL). So men, pay attention. Make a budget for your significant other so when he or she (some friends do have bi and same sex partners, not a typo) pauses in a catalog of this can improve your ___, be attentive to the conversation because that person is revealing to you want they would like to change about themselves.
We all know I do not wear makeup so I am sooooo not clicking this tab (LOL). Of course, smart people who blog got the link joke right away because in order for me to embed the link of course I clicked on the friggin' tab (LMAO).
Yes, it's true. I am sooooo easily amused. Don't let it distract you from the fact that Alicia has a really nice website. I really am shopping over there right now. :-) If you do wear makeup, feel free to check out the link. Getting eye liner and lip gloss on me makes my gal pals really tired but if I spoof on makeup I know they will check this page out only because they are going to try to use Alicia as leverage to get me to wear some of her makeup product. My friends have a lot of influence over me in case you were wondering why I would say such a thing. I say it to let them know I am already on to them (LOL). It makes the mental chess games of makeup manipulation that much more fun because now they have to work even harder to pull this off (LMAO). Lets go to the area I really want to talk bout: Reshaping.
I love going to the NY Sports Club. My gal pals Susana and Tamara are my gym partners. Besides being gorgeous, smart and fun-funny women, they also are driven to constantly evolve and improve their natural state of being. This is why I tell people to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. They tend to bring you up rather than drag you down and can inspire you to sit on-line trying to figure out how to get back into that little black dress you brought two years ago that you really, really like but can't get into.
Aha! Wordy C is about to buy a "Body Magic Shape Your Body And Reduce Sizes" thing-a-ma-jig.
Hmm... which one to get? What on earth is a corselette? I know what a girdle is. I think it's a girdley-type thing (LOL). Now don't get me wrong. I work out because I eat a lot (LOL). I am 155 pounds, a little chubby and a size 10. I've come down from a size 16 and am working on shedding my last 20 LBS of what I can no longer call baby fat since Stephen is 3 years old (LMAO). I want to see if I buy this thing if I can get into that little black dress...
Seriously. I have a little black dress. Why don't I just buy another black dress? Because another dress is not THE dress. There is no substitute when you already have exactly what you want. Men, remember that because women get peeved when you make us settle for what we DON'T want. Save yourself the argument. Give American Express gift cards and tell us to go shopping with the girls. Mention the words pamper and spa day and we will brag about you to everyone we meet. Seriously. :-)
Will I put the dress on for you? Maybe... maybe not. We shall see... I think it depends upon whether or not I can actually get into it (LMAO). I am going to finish my window shopping so I can make a sexy wish list, give it to the hubby and return to Mafia Wars. We will continue this conversation when my package arrives. Will I show you my underwear? Maybe... maybe not (LOL).