The sun is rising.
We look outside. There is something in the trap! Another possom?
Get up close. What's that faint "Meoww?"
We laughed and the "Meoww" get louder and more plaintive and more insistent.
So this is what she shouted.
I'M SORRY THAT I SAT ON THE TOP OF THIS TRAP AND GLOATED!
I'M SORRY THAT I LAUGHED AT THE OTHER ANIMALS CAUGHT IN THIS TRAP!!
I'M SORRY THAT I'VE BEEN CATCHING AND EATING BIRDS!!!
I'M SORRY THAT I WAS GREEDY AND TRIED TO GRAB THAT PUTRID SAUSAGE BEFORE THE POSSOM CAME AROUND!!!!
I'M SORRY THAT I LAID OUT ALL NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS!!!!!
I'M SORRY THAT I TURNED UP MY NOSE AND WOULDN'T EAT THAT CHEAP DOLLAR STORE FOOD THAT YOU TRIED TO FEED ME!!!!!!
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OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! I'M SORRY THAT I KILLED AND ATE THAT SORRY RAVEN THAT BELONGS TO THAT HOME INSPECTOR IN WASHINGTON CHARLES BUELL....
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Now please let me out of this cage!
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