7 Days of Blonde Jokes - Day 6

Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

You asked for it you got it - a seven day series of blonde jokes!

Day 6:

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ."


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Comments (14)

Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Matt: It took me a minute … but yet I am blonde. Ahahahhahahah. For a blonde to know that much history is pretty impressive … don’t you think!

Sep 10, 2009 01:36 AM
Susan Sawyer
Keller Williams Chervenic Realty - Hudson, OH
Real Estate Expert - Hudson Ohio

Hey, that one was good enough for me to copy and paste to my email buddies that love jokes.

Sep 10, 2009 01:36 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

is that the same Bambi that is studying to be a veterinarian because she loves children?

Sep 10, 2009 01:37 AM
Jane Penttinen
V.I.P. Mortgage - Tucson, AZ
NMLS #222178

Matt - I am really enjoying your blonde jokes.  I have two grown daugters, one a brunette and the other a blond.  The brunette loves tormenting her older sister with blond jokes so I have sent her all of yours.  This will give her several days of chuckles.

Sep 10, 2009 01:54 AM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

I'm only sorry that I somehow missed the first five installments.  I'll have to go back and enjoy those as well.  Thanks for the funny.

Sep 10, 2009 02:33 AM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

I would give Bambi an A + for this answer.

Sep 10, 2009 03:35 AM
Wallace S. Gibson, CPM
Gibson Management Group, Ltd. - Charlottesville, VA

I got it and have not actually heard it before....cute post!!

Sep 10, 2009 05:02 AM
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

I think also that you have one pretty smart Bambi. reminds me of Leno's JayWalk All Stars

Sep 10, 2009 07:42 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Heh heh heh heh getting better!  Someone told me a blonde joke today, but I forgot it, must make me blonde at heart?

Sep 10, 2009 08:03 AM
Stephen Kappre
KW Hometown - Mantua, NJ
Helping You Home

Not bad - sadly some high school kids these days would have the very same answer ... if they knew who Washington was.

Sep 10, 2009 02:41 PM
Shoshana Shay
St. Pete Realty - Treasure Island, FL

Even disturbed while watching the not-great Pittsburgh Steelers game, this made me laught out loud!  Thank you <ggggg>

Sep 10, 2009 02:57 PM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

Hi Kathleen: She is quite an accomplished blonde.

Hi Susan: Paste away!

Hi Rob: LOL

Hi Jane: Glad I could help.

Hi Tom: your welcome.

Hi Janice - me too.

Hi Wallace: Thanks

Hi Kate: Leno's JayWalk All Stars - Those are very funny.

Hi Ed: Absolutely.

Hi Steve: A sad commentary on today's youth!

Hi Shoshana: Your welcome.


Sep 11, 2009 02:45 AM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

It's a good thing that she was enrolled at UCLA instead of USC or University of Redlands -- LOL.

Sep 11, 2009 07:36 AM
1~Judi Barrett
Integrity Real Estate Services 116 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745 - Idabel, OK
BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK

I read this one to my hubby... he laughed too!  Thanks!

Sep 13, 2009 02:46 PM